First Joining
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- "Welcome to Regretevator!"
- "Throughout the floors, you can get effects, tools, coins, secrets, and more!"
- "This game is a social roguelike, which means it's much more fun with friends! It's okay if you don't have any, there's still many ways to enjoy the game!"
- "Over here is the shop! You can spend your coins here to have fun things to play with while exploring floors. Pretty cool right?"
- "Right here is the Other menu! You can change settings, and see cosmetics/floppies you've collected!"
- "That's about it, cya!"
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Leaving the Elevator
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Joining during The Hunt event
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- "Hey friend! My bosses told me we're doing a special event this time of year, and they've personally invited every elevator attendant!"
- "If you're able to survive 7 different floors, then we'll reward you with a token!"
- "Now go on there pal! Those floors aren't gonna survive themselves!"
- "I wish I could win a million dollars... Instead I gotta mop the floors here..."
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Clicking the "Hunt" button
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- "Here's your progress, elevator attendee! Survive 7 floors and I'll give ya the token!"
- "Hiii I'm Like Zack. 💅 You need to like.. uh oh yeah. survive 7 floors like. Hope this helps ❤️"
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Completing The Hunt
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- "Hey! You did it! I left the token in the elevator for you to collect!"
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Doing the Mega Token quest during The Hunt
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- "Oh uh, well hey there chum..! I didn't expect you to find this!"
- "..."
- "Look, I'll be frank with you pal, I haven't been so honest with you!"
- "Those floors are a real doozy... and a lot of weird things happen there..."
- "It's a lot for someone to handle, all the scary red trees and the weirdos who praise rocks..."
- "But I want to ask... will you go in there and discover the secrets of the elevator?"
- "You'd be doing me a real solid, friend!"
- "..."
- "There's pieces of a story somewhere, friend. You just have to put it all together!"
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Collecting your first mysterious note during The Hunt
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- "Hey bucko! It looks like you've picked a blue sticky note!"
- "We don't know what it means but it seems important to you soo..."
- "I left it in the lobby for ya! Hopefully you can find what you're looking for!"
- "For some reason, none of us can read it... weird"
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When you die for the first time
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- "HEY! Did you enjoy your first time on the elevator!?"
- "Here, newbie! These are called effects, they can be gathered on floors or purchased in shops!"
- "Now get back into the elevator and find those secrets!"
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April Fools 2025 #1
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- "What's up dude? I'll tell you, the ceiling! Heh, just a little joke for you this great tuesday."
- "Actually, can I have a word with you? It's about my employers... I think I'm actually working in a pretty toxic environment!"
- "I know, it's silly to believe, but have you heard the things these guys say? It's atrocious!"
- "For starters, that Yeucc character? He's always staring at me... and always saying some weird phrases, like "What's the word?" or asking me random math questions!"
- "I swear, he's got some weird brain worm in that head."
- "Speaking of heads, have you seen the absolute unit that's attached to that Imminium fella?"
- "Every day I walk into the shop I see his head rotated another few degrees! Always spewing on about some purple dinosaur..."
- "And what about Rarelyplayer? All he does is sleep on the job and talk about his favorite music artist! GML, was it? I dunno, it seems pretty underground."
- "He especially talks about it around that GorillaWeb guy... and don't even get me started on him."
- "Makos is just mean, he's always saying that it's a... 'big day' for me? I really have no clue."
- "And Catjam, that guy's just the worst one. She's constantly narcissistic, always yapping about how good their writing is, and about some stupid parasite."
- "He keeps trying to spew on about some Tv head character, and something called their... oc's?? They just seem like such a shill! I can't get how any of the other workers can stand to be around them."
- "I guess Nicant is pretty cool though."
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April Fools 2025 #2
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- "Hey there pal, want some interesting facts? Well of course you do! I wouldn't want to bore you with 'uninteresting' facts, haha."
- "For starters, not many people really know this, but I'm actually just in your head! Well, I guess I'm in everybody's head, but not really physically here? I think it's a weird mass-paranormal situation."
- "I don't think Catjam has really made up lore for it yet, but who needs lore when you can earn money riding floors! If anything, that's a much better job than whatever I have to do here."
- "Usually the people who can see me are just hallucinating about my actions, so if you see a wet floor sign... uh.. I guess be wary?"
- "Another piece of interesting lore, apparently I'm a zombie too! Like where did that even come from?"
- "I guess things just pop into these guys' brains and it just happens, I wish they'd consult me about it first! What if I wanted to be just a chill dude with some green rotted skin?"
- "Oh well, I guess I can't complain too much since I don't really need to eat, or sleep, or breathe, or think, et cetera, et cetera..."
- "But anyways, my final secret fun fact is that... uh... ruhh... buh.. Brains... braaaiiinnzz.... Rughh...."
- "... Hah! Gotcha, pal! Man you should see your face!"
- "Oh boy, well anyways, see you later!"
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April Fools 2025 #3
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- "Hey, could I ask you for a favor?"
- "I know it might be a bit much..."
- "Could you water my plants for me?"
- "..."
- "Mason Troy Adams."
- "Listen to me!"
- "Hey, listen to me for a second"
- "Could you water my plants for me?"
- "Mason....!!"
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April Fools 2025 #4
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- "Man, isn't it crazy how many floors there are in this place? I mean seriously, who comes up with this stuff? I sure don't pal."
- "I know my employers are crazy, but what the heck is a "Mason Troy Adams"!? It's some really wacky stuff. Which actually brings me to my next thing, I actually saw some weird stuff happening to all the NPC's!"
- "Honestly, I wish I was included but I always have to work on holidays. I really do wish I was able to see my family sometimes, but being leagues under the sea kinda makes it difficult to see the ones you cherish."
- "I dunno! It's a bit disheartening but i'll do anything for a buck or two. Speaking of money, have you heard any strange sounds whenever you pick up a coin? I can't say for certain but I swear I can hear voices!"
- "It sounds ridiculous, but I mean hey, what isn't in this wacky place I call home? Well anyways, I guess I should head back to my job, wouldn't wanna keep you here! Well, technically where even is "here"?"
- "It's a bit zany if you think about it. I've travelled into some crazy floors here and there, but why does everyone end up here? It's like a mystery waiting to happen! You know what we should do? We should get to the bottom of it!"
- "How about I invite you over to my secret room I dug out in the lobby? I can bring some snacks and soda."
- "..Wait, what do you mean I'm desperate? Can't I just bring some friends over for a swell time? There's no need to be so accusatory of me, pal. Honestly, that sounds a bit mean!"
- "I guess I'll revoke my invite if you want to be such a big 'ol meanie-pants over it. I guess I'll see you later, bye."
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April Fools 2025 #5
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- "Hey, could I ask you for a favor?"
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- "Hey, could I ask you for a favor?"
- "Actually, nevermind!”
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April Fools 2025 #6
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- "Hey friend Whats up How are you doing? Imm doing good thank you! I see youre playing the game here haha Are you enjoying it? iokeriogjeiortjiobvjertiojbiortjiobjriotjbioprtjiobjmrieokmobiv"
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- "Bye"
- "..."
- "Ok bye"
- "."
- "Hi"
- "you like this game?"
- "josh"
- "finger is near"
- "RUN"
- "RUN"
- "RUN"
- "RUN"
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- "RUN"
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April Fools 2025 #7
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- "hi"
- "hi"
- "hi"
- "what’s up"
- "it’s me"
- "makos"
- "i possessed this green man"
- "so i could"
- "deliver you a fun fact"
- "did you know"
- "that today"
- "is a big day?"
- "it’s true!"
- "especially if you’re…"
- "if you are…"
- "well"
- "let’s just say”
- "haha"
- "annoying"
- "if you’re reading this”
- "you probably aren’t those annoying people"
- "but if you are"
- "sorry"
- ":("
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Interacting with Zach in the lobby during Easter
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- "Hey [Display Name]!"
- "Yunno friend, I get real bored sometimes just mopping the floors here. I actually started to get hungry and thought about breakfast!"
- "...Though I may have done too much thinking, and now there's EGGS all around the regular floors of the elevator!"
- "I'm actually still pretty famished, so would you be a pal and find one specific egg and give it back to me?"
- "It is the [Egg Name] egg!"
- "Don't worry. I also planted a tracker on the egg, so you'll know when you're near it!"
- "If you find it, I'll give you a sweet badge!"
- "And a bunch of coins!"
- "Thanks and have fun!"
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When you grab the egg that isn't for Zach #1
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- "This isn't the egg I want."
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When you grab the egg that isn't for Zach #2
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When you grab the egg that isn't for Zach #3
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- "Mmmmmm not quite the one I need."
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When you grab the egg that isn't for Zach #4
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When you grab the egg that isn't for Zach #5
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When you grab the egg that is for Zach
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- "Hurray! My egg! Thank you, here is your money."
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When you talk to Zach after starting the mission, but you haven't completed it
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- "Yo [Display Name]!"
- "This is what the [Egg Name] egg looks like:"
- "Good luck!"
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When you talk to Zach after completing the mission
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- "Heyo [Display Name]! Thanks again for getting that egg for me!"
- "I have more eggs that I need, although they were less important."
- "I'll pay you some more coins if you can get them to me!"
- "The next one is the [Egg Name] egg!"
- "Again, find it and i'll give you some coins! Good luck!"
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