Wallter/Interactions

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Interactions

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Interactions

Floor found	Flatgrass
Pronouns	He/Any
Can enter elevator	Yes
Killable	Yes
Hostile	No
Base HP	300

Dialogue

Entering the Elevator	".."
Leaving the Elevator	“How quaint! Goodbye, friends.” "Splendid, I can get back to my poetry." "I think I left my cement stock around these parts..." "I wonder if I can get Gray Stuff here..." "I hope there's some beautiful concrete around here!"
Gifted an Item	"Thank you, friend!" "I'll cherish this forever!" "What a nice gesture."
Gifted Wet Cement	"Ah, such a great grey gift!" "Why, I thank you, friend!" "How'd you know this is my favorite?"
Gifted Red Block!, Kitty, Magic Mirror, or Gas Mask	"Hm.. how about some grey stuff?" "I don't fancy this, sorry." "Ah, no thank you, my dear friend."
Gifted Infinite Ice Cream	"It's no grey stuff, but it is refreshing." "My, my, what a sweetheart you are!" "Your gestures melt my heart, friend!"
Showered with the Petal Cone	"Well, you're too thoughtful." "My, aren't you delightful." "Do you have a love for concrete as well?" "These always smell so serene." "At least you GOT me flowers.. Oh, sorry friend."
Scrubbed with the Scrub Father	"A grey stuff shampoo would smell nice..." "Those bubbles are as spherical as my head!" "Well, I guess a good scrub couldn't hurt!" "A good cleaning never hurt a soul!" "My my, how nice of you!"
Hit with a Tiny Foamer	"You've just interrupted a very important thought!" "My my, that's quite rude!" "Have some manners!" "Usually such objects aren't noticed by my fine skin, How annoying." "Please quit that."
Idle	"thinking is like talking to a brick wall" "walls are meant to be made of amazing bricks" "i cannot stop thinking about bricks" "i really want some grey stuff right now..." "I've never really been a musician, but I quite fancy playing the piano." "I regret getting on this elevator" "Kinda quiet in here." "That one idiosyncratic floor with the yellow walls has some beautiful architecture " "I dislike that uncanny gradient guy, whenever I see it I feel unpleasant “ "Apparently gray stuff is bad for your health, but I can't get enough of the stuff." "I yearn for grey stuff at this time..." "Do you fancy a bit of elevator jazz? I wish they had more classical melodies." "I would love to play a tune for you all! Unfortunately, I do not have my piano anywhere..." "My favorite things are mostly high brow. Just like myself!" "Why not take a break and smell the amazing flowers.. Somewhere?" "I could use a plentiful jog right about now!" "I cannot stop thinking about beautiful bricks" "Walls are meant to be made of amazing bricks" "This contraption could really use some better framing, I do say so myself." ”Wrecking balls need to be outlawed, just a pity that good walls fall to those monsters.” "Thinking is similar to talking to a brick wall" "To pass the ongoing hours, I enjoy freeform poetry, it's magnificent!" "It's peculiarly quiet in here." "Have you seen the latest issue of Building Digest? It was simply astounding!" "Concrete has got to be one of man's greatest creations! How else would architecture thrive?" "He never enjoyed gray stuff.. In fact, he got angry.. hm.." "Friend, have you seen any vending machines here? I require some gray stuff..." "Who says gray stuff is addictive?" "I saw that figure with the odd beret in my dream last night. She's peculiar!" "Hm.. seems that woman has vanished.. How sad! I loved her poems." "Despite being a rather big fan of architecture and the arts, I don't fancy myself doing interior decoration." "Pretty spooky, don't you think?"
Idle on 2024 April Ghouls' Update	"HuuhHH.. Groghh.." "MMHHGGH... arrghh...." "MMgh.. Grhhreey.... Shhhhtuph.." "SS...sorhh....sorrhhyhyy…" "ARRGHhhHHGh.... HUurghh????" "what"
Idle on 2025 April Ghouls' Update	"Now THIS is the room where it happens!"
Interacting with Bive	"My paranoid pal," "would you fancy a cup of tea later?" Bive: "NONONONO." Bive: "I only drink my home brewed coffee!" Bive: "The clown government knows how every grain of manufactured coffee is weighted." "Ah.." "So that's why your teeth are so.. "Unique.." Bive: "Better to be safe than sorry!" "My conspicious comrade," "why not stop to smell the flowers sometime?" Bive: "BECAUSE!!!" Bive: "The flowers hear what you think!" Bive: "Don't you see the little speakers in them?" "You mean..." "Their buds?" Bive: "OHOHOHO..." Bive: "That's what they WANT you to think.." Bive: "Have you seen them too??" "To what are you reffering to," "my hairy companion?" Bive: "The Red Eye!" Bive: "The cement is filled with parasites entities that eat at your brain!" Bive: "Thats why I sift my cement everywhere I go." "Er.." "Is that an insult, friend?"
Interacting with DrRETRO	"Your joy always brings bliss to the elevator when you’re around!" "How come that happiness never seems to cease?" DrRETRO: "Purrrr Mrow! (It comes with doing what you love!!)" DrRETRO: "Purr Mreow. (My freelance health expertise really helps those in need.)" DrRETRO: "Meow hiss.. (Especially after the uh... breakout.)" "Err.. Not to mention, the money is nice as well!" "My my, friend!" "I feel as though I've seen you boarding this elevator since the dawn of time!" DrRETRO: "Purrrr! (You could say I've been around.)" DrRETRO: "Mreow! (You never know who next could use a paw!)" "Well said. The world marvels at your kindness, I'm sure." DrRETRO: "..." DrRETRO: "Mreow!! meow. (You know, that appointment is still available!)" "Thank you, but really, I'm fine! My muscles feel stupendous!" DrRETRO: "meow mr meow... (That's not what the x-ray showed.)" DrRETRO: "Mrow hissrp? (How would you say Gray stuff affects your living?)" "Not at all, I'd have to say." "There's only been improvements since I first discovered it!" "Even my business endorses it!" "It might as well have been the best choice of my life!" DrRETRO: "meoww.. (Hm.. interesting..)" DrRETRO: "Mrreoww purr.. (A rock with true happiness.. I should check on him soon.)"
Interacting with FleshCousin	"I have to admit small creature" "you look like you're in dire need of some assistance!" FleshCousin: "Assisting the ocean the seashells collects on seagulls singing the while." "Well this is a tough conundrum" "like hurdling a tall wall!" FleshCousin: "Hurdle the circle and curdle the turtle." "Indeed." FleshCousin: "Do they recall and fall over with the install of the great big tree?" "I dunno anything about trees," "honestly I prefer concrete!" FleshCousin: "confuse it with the workings of scent of concrete and pillow." "A pillow sounds spectacular!" "But I'd fancy my concrete bedding." "Seems like I need to log the production quantities soon!" FleshCousin: "Urhg.. Log.." FleshCousin: "Log misses you like a hug from a clog.." "..Hm." "How odd. You speak so inadequate and yet.." "There is a bit of truth to your words."
Interacting with Folly	"You know my fearful friend," "I'd much rather enjoy reading your poetry by mail!" "Instead of um... forcing me to read it in a dark dream." Folly: "Be grateful I haven't grinded you into pathetic dust, Wallter." "Now now Folly, who would share their collection of classical melodies with you then?" Folly: "..." Folly: "Touché." Folly: "They're very interesting, your dreams." "I'd prefer it if you didn't look into my head, friend.." Folly: "Ahaha.. Is that what you truly think of him?" Folly: "How odd." "Hphm.." Folly: "Oh, and my 'friend'," Folly: "As much as it would fill me with compassion to alert you of what is happening to your brain..." Folly: "It is much more enticing to see what happens to your brittle mind as it succumbs." "Ah.. I assure you, I think I'll be fine!" "For an odd spirit, you do have a tasteful fashion sense!" Folly: "I'll crush your little 'drinks' if you mention my attire again, Wallter." "There's no shame in cherishing an item though.." "Why is it so important?" Folly: "...It is shackled to me." Folly: "A reminder of what I have been chained to." "How... memorable..!" Folly: "Life is so.. simple to you mortals." Folly: "I would be lying if I said I did not envy the feeling." "I think you misunderstand, Folly." "Life is quite the opposite.. for almost everyone, I fear!" "There are many 'ups' ...Significantly more 'downs' ... "But what I think pushes everyone to living the next tomorrow," "is knowing that there are people going through the same experiences!" Folly: "..." "I ah.." "Apologize, that you cannot share it."
Interacting with Gnarpy	"Well you're one ferocious feline!" "Do you indulge in tuna?" Gnarpy: "ZHADDAP!!" Gnarpy: "Only a weakling would partizipate in zuch a disguzting food!" "I enjoy the taste of those culinary delights though..." Gnarpy: "Then you're juzt as bad az all the rezt!" Gnarpy: "Lowly concrete being..." Gnarpy: "Out of all creationz, you have to be the most..." Gnarpy: "uzelezz." "Such spite!" "Perhaps we could settle our differences over a cup of tea?" Gnarpy: "Why would I..." Gnarpy: "the war general of the gnarpian..." Gnarpy: "ever have a cup of "tea" with YOUR zoblob kind?!" "Well, I guess there really IS no arguing with a brick wall..." "Say, are you interested in retirement?" "I have a cozy cat bed right in my house!" Gnarpy: "I am NOT retiring! Zuch a BAFFLING requezt.." "But... aren't you a feline?" "Don't naps and food sound cozy?" Gnarpy: "yeah, yeah... HEY!" Gnarpy: "I WON'T ZTAND FOR THIZ GLEEPYNEZZ!" Gnarpy: "I must zay, your reinforcement capabilitiez are quite imprezzive..." Gnarpy: "Albeit ZTUPID!" "If you mean my skin, it's just a bit dry right now!" "Nothing some grey stuff can't fix." Gnarpy: "All that getz out of your mouth iz GREY ZTUFF! Zo unprofezzional..." "Hmph!" "Hm, I do wonder if grey stuff has made it to the far off regions of intergalactic space!" Gnarpy: "YUCK." Gnarpy: "Alien speciez prefer more... elegant taztez.." "Oh? Like w-" Gnarpy: "Jet fuel. GYAHAHAHA!!!"
Interacting with Infected	"How do you enjoy a lifestyle of sitting at your computer all day?" "It seems like a very... consuming hobby." Infected: "B3Tt3r tH4n m4k1nG duMB Bu1ld1nG5!! > - <!" "Why, how dare you?!" "Architecture is a fine beauty!!" Infected: "533m5 l1k3 1T'5 R0tt1nG ur BR41N!!" "..." Infected: "H3y bR4H!" Infected: "1'm RuNn1ng 0uT 0F r3Gul4r g4M3r jU1c3" Infected: "4Nd n0 1 1S s3LL1ng 1T 4Nym0r3!" Infected: "n0t 4ft3r th3y f0und 'n3ur0t0x1n5' 1n 1T..." "Ooh! You should try grey stuff!" "It always puts me in a great mood." "Truly a wonderful beverage! You should give it a go!" Infected: "1 Gu3ss 1 C0ulD trY 1t > - >" "My friend, you look as if you get sicker more and more as days pass!" "I think it would be important if you go see my good doctor friend." Infected: "N4H! 1 c4nT r1Sk 3Nd1nG m3h G4m31Ng Str34K!" "Gaming streak? What do you mean?" Infected: "1F 1 G0 s33 Th3 D0c, 1t w1LL m3sS uP M3h 1473 d4Y STr34K!!! - _ -" "1473 days.. That would mean.. Hm." "Oh my, you're unhealthy in more ways than one.."
Interacting with Lampert	Lampert: "What's your secret to getting so tall?" "Well," "A balanced diet" "and a refreshing can of grey stuff!" Lampert: "Uh.." Lampert: "I'm pretty sure my light would go out.." "Wouldn't knock it till you try it!" Lampert: "So how's the inanimate life going for you?" "Well Ironically" "I do have to say it's quite lively!" Lampert: "Huh." Lampert: "Well that doesn't really seem to help." "Oh, well hopefully your day will be as bright as you!" Lampert: "Well that's super refreshing to hear." "My friend," "your light makes this room very comforting!" Lampert: "I always know how to make people feel bright!" Lampert: "I think.." "I wonder how that fellow changes his bulb.."
Interacting with Mannequin_Mark	Mannequin_Mark: "ya never told me.." Mannequin_Mark: "What’s yer favorite type o’ wood?" "Oh..." "personally I feel woodwork is dastardly overrated…" "The fine arts of concrete and architectural design is what suits me!" Mannequin_Mark: "You shut yer’ mouth!" Mannequin_Mark: "Everybody knows th’ best kind o’ buildin’ is made outta grit and woodwork!" "Not really…" "You do realize that brick and concrete make the very foundation of any building" "right?" Mannequin_Mark: "Erm, nuh-uh!" Mannequin_Mark: "Wood is just a delicate craft, that's all!" "There's really no winning with you, is there..." Mannequin_Mark: "Mark my words buster" Mannequin_Mark: "I'll show ya!" "Are you quite sure you don't want to go into the bricklaying business?" Mannequin_Mark: "Obviously!" Mannequin_Mark: "What do ya take me for," Mannequin_Mark: "a house made o' hay?" "Well at least we can agree on one thing.." "What a tasteless material.." Mannequin_Mark: "And a scrawny one at that!" Mannequin_Mark: "Har har!!" Mannequin_Mark: "How's th' weather up there?" Mannequin_Mark: "brick boy." "I can assure you the weather is fine." Mannequin_Mark: "Whatever" Mannequin_Mark: "try not t' bump your head" "Ugh" "you are quite ..." ""exuberant."" Mannequin_Mark: "I dunno how you can sleep on a whole slate o' concrete," Mannequin_Mark: "brick boy!" "My.." "acquaintance..." "You cannot be so bold!" "You slept on a pile of bumpy logs!" Mannequin_Mark: "Why I outta.." Mannequin_Mark: "It helps with stiffness!!" Mannequin_Mark: "Hey!" Mannequin_Mark: "Would ya mind pressin' that there button fer me!?" "Ugh.." "You know you don't have to shout" "I can hear quite well" "not that you would know." Mannequin_Mark: "What?! I can too y'know!" Mannequin_Mark: "I can hear from miles away!" "You wouldn't even hear a fly buzzing around through that thick wooded skull."
Interacting with Melanie	"I have heard you are quite the talented little bunny!" Melanie: "Yes..! I am a stage performer! It's one of my favorite hobbies.." "spectacular! I've always been fascinated by actors and their wonderful performances." "I believe Folly has the same interests in performances!" Melanie: "I... excuse me...?" "Ah, she's really not so terrible once you speak to her." "Even a few days ago her purple friend and I lectured her about her posture!" "Obviously she got defensive and swiped at us, but she'll come around!" Melanie: "I um. Really can't believe you w-would even want to speak with her!" Melanie: "I wouldn't um.. really try to be friends with that parasite if I were you..!" "Oh heavens, you mean Folly?" "Why, she may be a bit eccentric-" Melanie: "Actually, I think s-she's a bit worse than that!" Melanie: "I don't w-want my friends b-being around someone that dangerous.." "Ah, well em.. alrighty then..!" "Is she really that deplorable?" "I do say, it's a bit cold in this elevator!" "Aren't you freezing, Melanie?" Melanie: "uh.. A little bit!" Melanie: "You seem to have the right idea about w-wearing that scarf!" "Ah yes... It belonged to someone.. special, I may say." "But with a reputation such as mine, with a world-renowned business, I had to change some things!"
Interacting with Mozelle	"Well I must say, that architecture of your beautiful fortress is quite stunning!" "Each brick lined perfectly!" "What is your secret?" Mozelle: "Well the souls of my subjects occupy those bricks!" Mozelle: "It makes my lonely castle much more lively." Mozelle: "They whisper secrets to me........" Mozelle: "And compliments!" "Oh...!" "Well your subjects must adore you!" "Well, good evening your majesty!" "Coming for a breath of fresh air?" "I can imagine natural oxygen is a rare thing in the underworld!" Mozelle: "I suppose you are correct, Sir Wallter!" Mozelle: "The thought of waltzing around a couple of floors sounded so exciting!" Mozelle: "In addition, I wished to see my sweet friends!" "Well, it's great to run into you!" "Hopefully we can have that cup of tea soon." Mozelle: "Sir Wallter! I request of you!" "Yes, your majesty?" Mozelle: "I'd like for you to join my musical demon ensemble!" Mozelle: "Those poor souls in agony down there in the depths are mighty loud!" Mozelle: "Sweet songs always seems to calm their emotions." "Oh I'd be delighted to!" "Performing has always been a pleasure!"
Interacting with NULL	"My my! Your abilities must be amazing for construction!" NULL: "These tools are meant to be used for ascension. For oneself." "Exactly! Building a mighty skyscraper is just what I was thinking, my poultry-polluted friend!" "How would you like to become a partner towards my company?" NULL: "...We will consider." NULL: "The dreamer says you are an ignorantly fooled tragedy. Is this true?" "Oh silly Folly!" "She's referring to my business ventures with Gray Stuff!" "She obviously can't tell how great my economic finances are." NULL: "She also states that she 'cannot wait for you to crumble under your own beliefs, and she will be there to watch." "Hm! Must be another one of her amazing poems!" NULL: "We have watched your being across many pop-culture related adverts." "Oh? How dazzling!" "Have you enjoyed my latest series diving into the mysterious mechanisms of the elusive concrete mixer truck?" NULL: "We watch to learn. To improve. To tear ourselves away from a prime." NULL: "We know all about you." "Ohoho! I guess flattery does get you anywhere!"
Interacting with PartyNoob	"Hello, Friend!" "I heard news of you getting a piano!" "If you would ever like lessons you can always come to me!" PartyNoob: "ohh,,! id love to,, but my kitty shaped keyboard blew up :(" "Oh I'm awfully sorry!..." "Did you say keyboard..?" "I was um, thinking a bit more grand and polished." "Need any drinks for your upcoming events, Poob?" "I still have a couple of Gray stuff cans ready for consumption!" PartyNoob: "eeee, THX Wallter :D" PartyNoob: "BUT! last time I had Gray stuff it rlly messed up my stomach..." PartyNoob: "Like that time I 8 a candle that wuz still on a piece of cake!" "Oh how terrible! Hopefully that grey stuff cured it..." PartyNoob: "emm,," PartyNoob: "HAIII!!" "Ah, hello my party pal!" "You seem extra cheery today! What's the occasion?" PartyNoob: "abso-toot-ley!!!" PartyNoob: "the occasion?? a super duper extra crayzee party 2day OFC!!!" "How exciting! How can I get involved?" PartyNoob: "weelllllll, there iz a few loose balloons trapped at the ceiling of Happy House." PartyNoob: "ur just as tall as the house!! could u get them 4 me? PLZ" "Haha, glad to help, I'll get them for you!"
Interacting with Pest	"I do say" "my compartmental pockets feel lighter than usual!" Pest: "Why are you saying that to me?" Pest: "Keep that to yourself." "Oh don't worry friend" "I just love expressing my love for the little things." Pest: "I'm not your friend." "My friend" "you seem to have the fragrance of a fresh-baked apple pie!" Pest: "I know." "It smells delicious." "Please allow me to try a slice one day!" Pest: "そんなことはしません." ("I won't do that.") "Salutations, my pincher friend!" "Have you seen the wonderful weather we’re having?" Pest: "It’s air conditioned in here." Pest: "All the time." "Quite so!" "Perfect for a lovely conversation about bricks." Pest: "私はパスします." ("I’ll pass.")
Interacting with Pilby	"Have you ever considered making a musical comeback in an auditorium, or something of the likes?" Pilby: "G-golly.. I-I-I think I'd f-faint..!" "Oh nonsense! I've heard you had a limited record on the shelves once!" Pilby: "T-thats not mine! How'd you even get a holler of that..?!" "Just think... The eyes of thousands upon you, isn't it joyful?" "I'd love to see you perform myself even!" Pilby: "..." "Er, Pilby, are you alright? You look a bit pale!" "My, my!" "Aren't you the talented clown fellow I'd previously heard of being an utter prodigy at the classical trombone?" Pilby: "Doh.. Golly, that was so long ago!" Pilby: "I haven't played in public for a long time now.." "Nonsense, my friend! A talent like ours is not to be wasted!" Pilby: "I wouldn't say it's that good..! H-honk!" "I must say, my multi-armed marrow," "Your apple tea recipe was absolutely ravishing!" Pilby: "Oh.. you really enjoyed it..?" Pilby: "Hm?" "Oh no my friend, My diet is strictly my beloved grey stuff!" "I was just making conversation to be polite." "..oh."
Interacting with Prototype	Prototype: "Woahh.. you're so tall! and.." Prototype: "ZZRT! Estimated to weigh a whole ton!" "Oh my..! It's rude to comment on people's weight." "Size matters not when your strength is this great!" Prototype: "oh? OH sorry!" "All is peachy, my robotic friend." "Would you like to discuss any tidbits of information you've found?" Prototype: "OOH would I?!" "My bright friend, you come from a factory, correct?" "Do you have any knowledge about its architectural structure?" Prototype: "Oh oh oh yeah!!" Prototype: "It was a primary manufacturing building in the middle of..." Prototype: "Wait, why do you wanna know?.." "Caught red handed!" "Well its quite simple really, you look quite intelligent, my friend!" "I'd love to have you recruited to be one of my employees if you are as efficient as you look." Prototype: "Bzz.. Err, my schedule is already pretty full." Prototype: "Sorry!" Prototype: "How come you're always smiling?" Prototype: "Does your face not hurt?!" "Oho! There's no muscles in concrete like mine." "And a smile is best worn to spread joy!" "You have a smile of your own," "Are you not content?" Prototype: "I guess since I don't have muscles either.. probably yeah!" Prototype: "It all just blends into my coding after a bit." "Ah how..." "Grimly quaint!"
Interacting with Reddy	"You seem like a strong fella!" "Do they happen to use Gray Stuff to keep your energy high?" Reddy: "Harmful C-C-Chemicals are not allowed within Redball premises." "Well, no need to be so crude towards it..." "it's not THAT harmful... I'm sure!" "You're looking a bit worn down.." "Does that trouble you at all?-" "Knowing you might eventually um... break down?" Reddy: "Red Ball Diner Animatronics welcomes you to the NEW and IMPROVED," Reddy: "Red Squishy Ball-Pit. KRZZT c-complete with 14 SLIDES! "Hm. Yeah.." Reddy: "Come one," Reddy: "Come all to The Underground R-" Reddy: "R- Redball diner!" "How delightful! Say, my metal friend, do you and your band still play songs?" Reddy: "Reddy and F-Friends perform everyday f-" Reddy: "from 5pm t-to 5am." "Wow! Hm, suppose the show must go on!"
Interacting with Scag	"I'm quite interested in your habits, Ms. Scag!" "Why do you throw out the records when you obtain them?" Scag:"THE ALBUM COVERS ARE SICKCORE" Scag: "The artists on them make my screen well with joyfilled whimsy" "Hm, well if you have any records that are collecting dust, inform me!" Scag: "Oh no I collectesque the dust too" "ah.. I see." "Well, for a small size.." "you sure do get very high sales, I’m impressed!" Scag: "I just stay winmaxxing with it" Scag: "thanks by the way" Scag: "I’m glad I commissionheaded you for the building LOL" "Oh, it’s no problem!" "I look forward in helping you construct more facilities," "As long as it’s concrete, that is!" Scag: "Spellmaxx this out for me real quick" Scag: "Your projects can range up to skyscraperfilled heights??" "Indubitably!" "Really, it’s part of the brand, as you can see." Scag: "Hrm....." Scag: "a floppyshoppy tower..." Scag: "ONE DAY." "How are you scag?" Scag: "shut up stop talking im focused." "I'm sorry?" Scag: "I don't quite like europeans" "Sorry you feel that way, but I'm not" Scag: "let me focuscore, your words distract me." "alright"
Interacting with Split	"Your relationship with that paranoid fella seems to be blossoming!" "It's very exciting news." Split: "Hehe, isn't it 'grape'?" Split: "I think she's starting to warm up to me!" "I suggest that you two make the most of your time together." "Cherish the moments.." "And take care of one another..." "..." Split: "... Well that's some very 'concrete' advice!" Split: "Have you been to one of Poob's parties recently?" Split: "We have such a 'rocking' good time there!" "You have such fun times with our good friends!" "However, I'm not fond of a couple of participants that attend..." Split: "OH!, like that walking gradient slab??" "Oh goodness no... someone more... Wood-esque" Split: "Ohhh, doesn't 'sit well' with ya?" "Ah.. yes I suppose." Split: "Hehe.. Hey Wallter!" Split: "How's the weather up there?" "Quite bright!" "It's hard to see from these blinding elevator lights.." "Personally I prefer the escalator..." "How are you doing?" Split: "Just 'peachy'!" "Hah, That's not the right fruit!"
Interacting with Spud!	"I do say, my arm-legged friend," "You do have quite the taste for fashion!" "With that bucket and all." Spud!: "Oh um.. Spud.. thank you.." Spud!:"It's really comfortable..! For spud.." "Wear it proud, pal!" Spud!: "Do you um.. Enjoy any nighttime activities..?" "Oh, I would, but my nights are mostly spent helping my.. em.." "'other', tastes!" Spud!: "Oh.. well spud.. I was gonna ask if you wanted to fish.." Spud!: "Sorry.." "You know, my fellow friend." "You should really try some grey stuff to help strengthen those bones!" Spud!: "No.. no thanks.. I tried it once.." Spud!:"I think some uh.. Camp counselor girl had to help me.. Hurl.." "Ah well, too bad then!"
Interacting with STAT	"Why hello there!" "Are you enjoying yourself this evening?" STAT: "..." "Hello?" STAT: "............" "I apologize," "Did I say something that irked you?" STAT: "..................." "I suppose I'll keep to myself then."
Interacting with Unpleasant	"it’s quite rude to damper a once lovely atmosphere, rectangle." Unpleasant: "..." "It may be better for everyone if you’d return to whence you came..." "Such a dastardly combination for paint..." "Have you thought about rebranding under my company?" Unpleasant: "..." "Well no need to look so rude..." "Oh dear.." "Even I wouldn't serve tea to you.." Unpleasant: "..." "Perhaps drink some water?" "It helps rejuvenate.. Um.." "All of 'that'."