| First spawning
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| Leaving the Elevator
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- "Well that was weird..."
- "Well, I'll see you later!"
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| Gifted an Item
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- "That's gonna be helpful."
- "Oh, sweet!"
- "Don't mind if I do!"
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| Gifted a Jerm Pop, Wet Cement, or Red Block!
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- "I'd rather not."
- "Nopeee..."
- "Yeahhhh noooo..."
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| Gifted an Infinite Ice Cream
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- "Brr!"
- "Too cold!"
- "My skin is cold as-is."
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| Gifted a Cooler, but Spud already has one
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| Showered with the Petal Cone
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- "Where did you get these."
- "Achoo!"
- "AGH MY EYE!!!"
- "Thanks..?
- "Hey pal, I'm not dead yet, no need to throw flowers on me."
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| Hit with a Tomato
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- "Yum!"
- "That better not stain!"
- "First it's rocks, now this?!"
- "Aim for my mouth, maybe I'll get a good meal."
- "Hey, watch the bucket!"
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| Sprayed with the Spray Bottle
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- "Hey my bucket has enough rust!"
- "Oh, that was Refreshing!"
- "Hey I'm not a cat... Well, I'm not sure what my skin is.
- "You got my shirt all soggy!"
- "Tastes like.. Nothing.
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| Scrubbed with the Scrub Father
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- "Do I actually smell that bad..?"
- "I'm not dirty, my skin is just rotting now."
- "Watch the brain, it doesn't play with sponge water well."
- "I thought you liked the smell of death and decay!"
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| Hit with a Snowball
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- "This makes me weirdly nostalgic."
- "My skin is cold enough!"
- "Hey, all I have is a shirt pal!"
- "Where are you even keeping that?"
- "I hope I don't catch a cold."
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| Hit with a C4
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- "Not much harm left to be done!"
- "What a waste of a perfectly good firework."
- "I think one of my fingers flew off."
- "I really hope it's fake."
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| Shot with the Anti Voomba Mechanism
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- "You playing cowboy?"
- "I'd say "Ouch" but I can't exactly feel pain anymore."
- "Amazing, more stuff to stitch back together."
- "I'll bend that thing in half if I have to."
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| Hit with the Tiny Foamer
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- "Careful where you aim that."
- "Ow."
- "Hit the bucket to win a prize! D-don't actually do that."
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| Flashed with the Flash Beacon
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- "AGH, MY EYES!"
- "WHERE AM I!?"
- "I already have to deal with this nightly."
- "This better not have any side effects!"
- "Ah great, a fast way to get a tan."
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| Being cooled down
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- "Next time, I'm really gonna do it."
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| Idle
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- "Where is this thing going anyways?"
- "Oh marshmallow me this! Marshmallow me that! I've got no other food options, that's why I eat them."
- "Sometimes I wonder who I was, not like that's gonna make a difference now."
- "Eugh.. Those posters annoy me, good fire fuel though!"
- "I wish I wasn't some urban legend.. Get's really annoying during the night."
- "Ah, if there's a steady meal in it, I'll believe anything you say.
- "spud spud spud.."
- "When someone asks you if you're a god, you say, 'yes.'"
- "spudspud spud ANGER. spud spud."
- "spud spud SPud, spud spud.."
- "SPUD SPUD! Spud, spud spudspud..."
- "I can actually uh... speak very fluently in english, I'd just um.. rather some people not know that. (spud spud)"
- "When I was a.. Uh.. a camp counselor we used to play this game I uh.. called 'juggle rocks!' it never ended well."
- "I hate that um... dumb green cat."
- "Bubble noises haha I'm stupid"
- "I actually used to er... be human before a weird cat alien... thing RUDELY made me into uh... this"
- "Spud spud GNARPY spudSpud spud!"
- "I miss erm.. being a camp counselor... spud spud spud.."
- "SPUD spud, with the.. Spud and the awesome.. Spud!"
- "Sometimes um.. My mind gets really cloudy.. Maybe uh.. More often than not."
- "Have you seen that um.. One floor with that.. Thing and... hm..."
- "SPud, spuddity spud spud. Sorry, just uh.. practicing."
- "I always get so angry when... um.. erm.. I think of that horrible green thing... spuD.."
- "I was thinking of um.. Something.. I guess I forgot again.."
- "spudSPUD! I think I remember... ah, no. Nevermind."
- "Why do.. Oh.. erm, so many weird things happen at camp?"
- "I used to tell some um.. Amazing stories.. Now I don’t remember them… much."
- "Spud sPud, I miss my marshmallows.."
- "I feel erm.. like spud is forgetting um.. something.. or someone.."
- "My erm.. head still spud.. hurts from that.. dark dream.. ugh.."
- "I feel.. Uh.. sick.. Really spud.. Sick.."
- "I haven't had... any bad dreams.. spud.. lately.."
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| Idle on April Fools'
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- "Lets hit the gym, broh."
- "Sup broh, wanna spar?"
- "I'm gonna take green cat down, broh."
- "Wanna pump some iron, broh?"
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| Interacting with Bive
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- Bive: "Do you have any words on how you got like that??"
- Bive: "I gotta know!!"
- "Uh.. I'm not really spud.."
- "Comfortable spud uh.."
- "Talking about it.."
- Bive: "That's fine!"
- Bive: "That's OKAY."
- Bive: "SORRY, sorry"
- "Please.. don't ask again.
- "Spud.."
- "Are you cold or something?"
- Bive: "ME? COLD? WHAT when why"
- "You're moving around, quite a bit."
- Bive: "I have to move"
- Bive: "I just gotta"
- Bive: "I should"
- Bive: "I would if I could"
- Bive: "I know if I stay in perpetual motion,"
- Bive: "time will flow with me!"
- "Ah.. Spud.."
- "Maybe lighten up on the coffee...?"
- Bive: "Nope!"
- Bive: "Work must be done!"
- Bive: "Are you wearing a bucket to protect yourself from the energy waves the elevator produces??"
- "Well you see, without it my brain would be exposed."
- "I can't feel a thing, but I still don't like collecting dust on it."
- "I start sneezing like crazy."
- Bive: "Well, my glasses are impenetrable!"
- Bive: "That's what keeps me so keen!!"
- "Good for you, I guess!"
- Bive: "WHAT are you? WHO are you?"
- "I'd tell you if I knew."
- Bive: "Don't play your mind games on me, wild CRYPTID!"
- Bive: "YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY INFO DOME!"
- "Oh boy, I guess you saw the posters."
- "Relax I'm not here to steal your.. uh.. Info dome."
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| Interacting with DrRETRO
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- DrRETRO: "myow mew? (Is your bucket comfortable?)"
- "Spud.. it's like a.. hat. I think."
- DrRETRO: "mrrmew. (hm. Well you look quite nice in it, sugar.)"
- "Spud.. aw.. thanks. It's pretty uh.. reliable.."
- DrRETRO: "mreow mrrp. (I'm sure that green furball gave cats a bad name for you...)"
- DrRETRO: "mrow! (But I'll do my best to help you whenever it's necessary!)
- "Spud.. I'm starting to um.. think.."
- "there's no umm.. helping spud."
- DrRETRO: "meow mreow meow. (Hey. No matter what, you're always going to be you."
- DrRETRO: "meow. mew, mow. (No amount of hacking, slashing, or whatever they did is ever doing to change that.)"
- DrRETRO: "meow MRPP. (Don't let that annoying pest get in the way of your OWN happiness.)"
- "..Spud feels.. nice hearing um.. that.."
- "Spud will try. thank you."
- DrRETRO: "Meow... mrow. (You are medically... fascinating.)
- "Spud spud.. What? Spud.
- DrRETRO: "mrrrp mew miau? (How do you feel, exactly? Are you hurting?)
- "hurting? Hurt? Spud spUD SpUD SPUD spuD SPud...
- DrRETRO: "Hiss! meow mow.. (Oh, sorry sugar! I didn't mean to strike a cord..)
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| Interacting with FleshCousin
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- "I remember.. Trying to shoo these things.. Um.."
- "from the trashcans at the campsite.."
- FleshCousin: "HUurggh..."
- FleshCousin: "Trash and smash the cash to grab and slab."
- FleshCousin: "Groveling and mumbling over such odd apples and oranges."
- "Ugh.. any worse and I um.. Could have ended up like you.."
- FleshCousin: "Worsening and cursing like a babbling rabbit bumbling and ending."
- "Gosh.. my head.."
- "Yeesh.. You fellas um.. Talk weird.."
- FleshCousin: "Talk with a walk and a sense of purpose.."
- "It's like a um.. Personal diary to talk to.."
- FleshCousin: "GLehh..H..."
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| Interacting with Folly
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- Folly: "I've seen whats in your head,"
- Folly: "You amalgamated monster."
- "Spud whuh.. It would be my.. Brain.. Spud"
- "Right?"
- Folly: "I've seen the horrors they put you through."
- Folly: "And the pain you put yourself in. It's amusing."
- "Spud... I really hate..
- "Uh.. You.."
- Folly: "Do you remember?"
- Folly: "You used to tell stories around the blazing fire."
- Folly: "Deep in the night, the trees pitch dark."
- Folly: Your imagination intrigued my very own.
- "Spud.. what.. are you talking about..?"
- "I never spud.. did anything like that.. I think.. uh.."
- Folly: "Hmhmhahaa.. poor old Frank."
- "Ugh.. my head is pounding spud.."
- "Why am I so spud.. scared?"
- Folly: "It's only natural, broken being."
- Folly: "You have been shattered, stitched, sewn, and skewered."
- "But spud.. Um.."
- "why am I scared of spud.. You?"
- Folly: "Because you know I am capable of doing the same."
- "God.. The bucket is leaking again."
- "I'm not sure how long this body will hold."
- "Folly: It's only natural, broken being."
- "Folly: You have been shattered, stitched, sewn, and skewered."
- "...I have a feeling you aren't here to help."
- "Folly: Because you know I am capable of doing the same."
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| Interacting with Gnarpy
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- "I wish I could.."
- "spud..."
- "Be fixed.."
- Gnarpy: "Hm? What waz that?"
- Gnarpy: "Are you broken or zomething?"
- "You.. spud.."
- "know what you did.."
- "spud spud.."
- Gnarpy: "I don't recall!"
- Gnarpy: "Come back when your zcrambled brain workz!"
- Gnarpy: "Oh!"
- Gnarpy: "Uh.."
- Gnarpy: "what a weird creature!! Zo odd."
- "You're horrible.."
- "you're a horrible horrible..."
- "uh.."
- "Cat..."
- Gnarpy: "Ugh, I'm happy I could forget zuch a glorpdian face like that!"
- "Do I... Do I know you?"
- Gnarpy: "Hm? What waz that?"
- Gnarpy: "Are you broken or zomething?"
- "I'm not sure why, but it feels like I've met you before..."
- Gnarpy: "I don't recall!"
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| Interacting with Infected
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- Infected: "duD3..."
- "wh.. Is everything um... okay?"
- Infected: "Th3r35 a Z0mb13 iN th3 3l3v4t0r..."
- "Ugh..."
- "I am pretty um... glad that I have this bucket to um.."
- "protect from your sickness.."
- Infected: "Wh4t s1ckn355?? 1’m cl34n 45 ****"
- Infected: "******************”
- Infected: "UGH #####"
- "You um.. Should get some fresh air.. Spud.."
- "I’m sure um... that campground is a fun place.."
- Infected: "HmmM.. n4hhhhh.."
- Infected: "1 c4n ju5t d0 1t 0n my PC!"
- "Ugh.. you’re um.. Hopeless.."
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| Interacting with Lampert
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- Lampert: "I really don’t get camping..."
- Lampert: "All that grimy dirt and germs from the wood.."
- Lampert: "Not to mention those gross abominations..."
- "I have ears pal, I'm literally standing right next to you."
- Lampert: "Hm? No, I’m talking about smores."
- Lampert: "So disgusting."
- "Gosh, my eyes feel like they're on fire."
- Lampert: "Stop staring directly at my lamp then."
- "Oh, sorry. Does that happen a lot?"
- Lampert: "You wouldn’t believe it."
- Lampert: "Yeesh, you’re looking pretty rough."
- "Well, that's because I AM "
- Lampert: "Hope it gets better."
- Lampert: "Or not. I dunno what you want."
- "Tha..Thanks..?? I guess???"
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| Interacting with Mannequin_Mark
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- "Boy.. It would be nice to um.. Have a cabin somewhere.."
- Mannequin_Mark: "Yeah? I can get ya a commission to get started!"
- "Oh.. no its uh.. Quite alright."
- "I'm done with forests for a while.."
- Mannequin_Mark: "Err.. yeah, gotcha."
- Mannequin_Mark: "Y'know partner, I can get ya a stand to help walk a lil' bit better.."
- "Thanks for the concern, but I'm good."
- "I'd rather not have any more body modifications for a while."
- Mannequin_Mark: "Alright.. The offer is still up though, bud."
- Mannequin_Mark: "Ya don't gotta go it alone!"
- "Ughhh.. I feel terrible.."
- Mannequin_Mark: "Yeah I er.. Heard."
- Mannequin_Mark: "If ya need anything I can try to help, pardner."
- Mannequin_Mark: "Yer' not the only one who escaped some horrid places!"
- "Huh... What do you um.. Mean, spud?"
- Mannequin_Mark: "Ah, I hate talkin' about it. Nevermind."
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| Interacting with PartyNoob
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- PartyNoob: "do you wants to party with me!?"
- "spud? spud spud spud!"
- PartyNoob: "what is ur opinion on partying???"
- "spud spud spud spud! spud spud spud!? spud spud."
- PartyNoob: "hey!"
- PartyNoob: "ur marshmallows are always so gud.."
- "Oh,"
- "thank you um..."
- "so much."
- "The key ingredient is uh.."
- "Well.."
- "I forgot.."
- PartyNoob: "thats alrite! at least i kno where to go for em!"
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| Interacting with Pest
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- "Hey um..."
- "spud spud"
- "could you tell me if my..."
- "uh..."
- "hat is on backwards?"
- Pest: "It's not."
- "You look like..."
- "Um..."
- "you need to go camping"
- "spud.."
- Pest: "Why?"
- Pest: "I don't need to go camping."
- Pest: "I don't need to do anything."
- "Oh..."
- "um.."
- "alright"
- "spud spud"
- "A bug walking spud.."
- "on two legs.. You um.."
- "don't see that spud.."
- "every day.."
- Pest: "You can't tell me what I have,"
- Pest: "and have not seen."
- "Oh! I'm so spud.. sorry.."
- "my fault.."
- Pest: "Its.. fine."
- Pest: "I shouldn't snap."
- "Okay..spud.."
- "Hey Spud..."
- "have you seen.."
- "my uh.."
- "marshmallow spud.. stick.."
- Pest: "No."
- Pest: "And frankly, I don't care."
- "Frankly... Spud.."
- "huhm.."
- "erm.."
- Pest: "話すのをやめて。(Stop talking.)"
- "Huh?? Spud.."
- "Sorry.. My head hurts uh.."
- "Hey Spud..."
- "have you seen..."
- "my marshmallows..."
- Pest: "mmmmhphpmhm.. mmhphphhphmm."
- "..What?"
- "Are.. Are those my marshmallows?"
- "...mmmmmno?"
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| Interacting with Pilby
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- Pilby: "Golly, you smell like fresh leaves.."
- "Yeah, living in a forest does that."
- Pilby: "Boy, I remember when momma always took me to the nearest everglade.."
- Pilby: "doh.. I’ll find her eventually.. I think.."
- "I'm sure you will..!"
- Pilby: "Doh.. Things just get worse for us, huh.."
- "Um.. I guess.. Ugh.."
- Pilby: "Dooohh..."
- ”Ugh.. um.... Spud..."
- Pilby: "Dohh.. Ough..."
- ”Ughhh... blegh.."
- "I could really use some cheering.. Um.. up.."
- Pilby: "So could I.. golly..
- "Maybe we should umm.. Spud.."
- "become circus partners..!"
- Pilby: "Nooo.... I don't wanna be there again.."
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| Interacting with Prototype
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- Prototype: "From my sensors, you don't really look so good"
- "Well, your sensors are working well."
- Prototype: "I'd offer to help with whatever you'd need.."
- Prototype: "but I'm inexperienced in precise butchery!"
- "How..."
- "How would that help??"
- "Hey Spud..."
- "Why are you um..."
- "Staring at spud... My bucket..?"
- Prototype: "Looks chewable!!"
- "For your information.. It.. uh..."
- "Keeps my brain.... from..."
- "going.... Splat spud...."
- Prototype: "is everything alright?"
- Prototype: "You seem to be in really bad condition!"
- "Spud...."
- "I always.. am..."
- Prototype: "I have lots of information stored on my data-drive from places I visit!"
- Prototype: "I could show you whatever you need for your situation!"
- "Do you.. Spud.."
- "Have information on um.."
- "Two spud... stud spud.. Camp?"
- Prototype: "[PROCESSING...]"
- Prototype: "....Oh. Uh.."
- Prototype: "I'd rather not show you some of this stuff.."
- Prototype: "It's.. not helpful."
- "I guess.. It's uh.."
- "For the best.."
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| Interacting with Reddy
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- Reddy: "Remember, the pizza is half-off on S-S-"
- Reddy: "Saturdays!!"
- "Hm.. I remember uh.. Ordering pizza for.. friends..?"
- "Some type of celebration. at a campground."
- Reddy: "Happy [INSERT_NON-THREATENING_CELEBRATION_HERE]"
- "Honestly.. I much um.."
- "Prefer robots over aliens.."
- Reddy: "Don't worry! Aliens don't exist, your pal Reddy does!"
- "Yeah.. if only that were true."
- Reddy: "*KZZRT*"
- Reddy: "All employees must wear the correct attire to wo-work!"
- "I'm not.. Spud.. an employee, you rotten.. Robot.."
- Reddy: "Re-re-remember, green is mean, red is rad!!"
- "Ugh... so odd.."
- "Hm, who was that girl in the restaraunt in the security uniform?"
- Reddy: "T-That would be our new manager! Sarah S-Steel!"
- "Sarah... Hm doesn't ring a bell, the name sounds.. familiar though."
- Reddy: "Maybe you're confusing her with our previous m-manager - James B-Beef!"
- "Pfft Beef..? What sort of last name is that?"
- Reddy: "An unfortunate one, good thing Sarah was given a different one by him."
- "Unfortunate is the right word- Wait.. why was she in a security uniform if she's the.. manager?"
- Reddy: "Lack of c-clean suits!"
- "Hey... I think I recognize you! I think I saw you on one of the lunchboxes a... while ago!"
- "Where are the other guys..? I remember the group looking a lot less round than... now."
- Reddy: "I A-Am not sure what you're talking about Sir!"
- Reddy: "P-Please stop talking about any previous location as soon as possible, t-thank you!"
- "Hm, I liked the old band more..."
- Reddy: "I miss them too."
- "What..?"
- Reddy: "Have a R-Redtastic day!"
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| Interacting with Scag
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- "I uh... spud... used to um..."
- "have an old... monitor... like you... I think... spud.
- Scag: "Dude thats like scagcore"
- Scag: "Do you still have it on your personbeing?"
- "Huh... do I... would it be at spud home...?"
- "Does spud... have a... home?"
- Scag: "wuh oh"
- Scag: "dont fret spudmaxxer, you'll probably find your home"
- "Hm, thanks... spud."
- "Do you enjoy.. puzzles? spud.."
- "Spud would quite like to be.."
- "fixed like one.. haha.. dumb spud.."
- Scag: "I DO"
- Scag: "1000 or 10000 HEATDEATH MAXIMUS?"
- "Oh Spud doesn't actually..-"
- Scag: "we could do 5000 for a middlewow route"
- Scag: "we can sit all quietcore for hours trying to figure it out together!"
- ".. When you put it like that.. it does sound.. appealing"
- "spud spudhah.. Maybe if it's by a campfire.."
- Scag: "HEY.. are you interested in some blubberblabber?"
- "Spud would quite enjoy.. uh.. to hear people talk.."
- "About whatever-spud keeps them happy..! I spud.."
- Scag: "GOOD. great. cool cool cool."
- Scag: "you can pass by my flopstore so i can tell you all about the floppys i have!"
- Scag: "my floppy disk collection was made for FEARMAXXING"
- "Will.. try! spud spud.."
- "Sounds.. 'spudcore'?.. Eugh.. oh.."
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| Interacting with Split
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- Split: "Bivey always said she liked the forests!"
- Split: "Always calm and natural, she says!"
- "Yeah... It's pretty nice."
- "Until those darn aliens arrive."
- Split: "Yeah, that's what she says right after..."
- "I think.. I had a fruit bowl on my.. Desk.?"
- "I never ate the.. Bananas I think."
- Split: "Awh, why not?"
- Split: "A banana a day keeps the invaders away!"
- "Heh.. alright.. Good one.."
- Split: "Y'know, I bet a real laugh could come in 'handy'!"
- "Ohhh.. Hehe that's.. That's a good one."
- Split: "Oh, and don't you worry Spud! We're all here to help you out!"
- Split: "In any way we can!"
- "Thank you."
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| Interacting with STAT
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- STAT: "For someone who dresses so out of style, you look oddly happy!"
- "Haha, well, not exactly living in the best space with the most clothing options."
- "But you gotta settle for what you got after uh... 'some kind of' business turns your life around."
- STAT: "Oh! Oh? That's exactly how I feel actually!"
- STAT: "But I must say I was talking about the bucket. It looks ridiculous!"
- "Hm! Maybe one day I'll paint it, then you can judge it once more."
- "Well, it isn't everyday you see something like that."
- STAT: "What? See what?"
- "From the perfect angle, you're completely gone! That's incredibly interesting."
- STAT: "You're not the first one to mention that."
- STAT: "Surely it cannot be that abnormal to stare at!"
- "Well, I'd take it as a compliment. Coming from me, it's never insulting to be considered a... marvel."
- STAT: "A... Hm? In any case, thank you, it's nice to know someone with common decency."
- "You look as stressed as a pine tree in a forest fire..."
- "You know what I recommend to anxious folk like you?"
- STAT: "Really, I don't need your sympath-"
- "A nice golden brown s'more!"
- STAT: "...Welllll..."
- STAT: "If they're anywhere near how good the ones from my machine were..."
- "Exaaactly. Always space on the log for folk like you, alright? Pass by, some time!"
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| Interacting with Unpleasant
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- "Do people think..."
- "I look worse than you? Spud.."
- Unpleasant: "..."
- "I hope.. Not.."
- "Then spud.. I'd truly be a.."
- "Monster..."
- "I erm.. Don't particularly like the spud.."
- "Green on you.."
- Unpleasant: "..."
- "So uncomforting.."
- "Ugh.. my head.. Spud."
- Unpleasant: "..."
- Unpleasant: "..."
- "Spud.. You look like.."
- "A camp kid's art project..."
- "Urgh.. even my spud.. Um.."
- "Eyes hurt from looking..."
- "Maybe... someone should uh.."
- "Put a cloth on you.. So nobody will see.."
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| Interacting with Wallter
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- Wallter: "I do say, my arm-legged friend,"
- Wallter: "You do have quite the taste for fashion!"
- Wallter: "With that bucket and all."
- "Oh uh, it's not really a fashion statement..."
- "But thanks!"
- Wallter: "Wear it proud, pal!"
- "Do you do anything interesting during the night?"
- Wallter: "Oh, I would, but my nights are mostly spent helping my.. em.."
- Wallter: " 'other', tastes!"
- "Ah, got it."
- "I was just wondering if you had any suggestions and how to use up spare time."
- Wallter: You know, my fellow friend."
- Wallter: You should really try some grey stuff to help strengthen those bones!"
- "No.. no thanks.. I tried it once.."
- "I think some uh.. Camp counselor girl had to help me.. Hurl.."
- Wallter: Ah well, too bad then!"
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