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Dialogue

Entering the Elevator
  • "the friendfilled visitmaxxer"
Being sprayed with the Spray Bottle, hit by a Snowball, hit by a Tomato, or hit by a Bowling Ball
  • "stop it rude"
  • "OW dude"
  • "AUGH"
  • "please."
  • "cmon"
  • "HORRIBLECORE"
  • "dude."
  • "stop"
  • "ouch"
  • ”AQUACORE”
  • ”AWFULCORE”
  • "TOMATOCORE"
  • "oh wait this is like mario"
Hit by C4
  • "this not the bomb"
  • "BOMBCORE"
  • "HORRIBLECORE"
  • "cmon"
Gifted an item
  • "This is awesomefilled, thanks."
  • "Haha. thanks, sucker."
  • "Scagalicious."
Reacting to Magnet
  • "START STOPMAXXING IMMEDIATELY"
  • "THIS IS NOT SCAGALICIOUS"
  • "YOU ARE EVILCORE, THEY WILL LAUNCH YOU"
  • "STOP that. please </3"
  • "HURT HURT HURT stop sopt that stooop STOP"
Declining a gifted item
  • "This is kinda rudemaxxing."
  • "No thanks, you're not brightmaxxing, are you?"
  • "An intellectualcore like me has no reason to usemaxx this."
Hit with the Tiny Foamer
  • "dont make me beastshift, PAL"
  • "GUNCORE"
  • "but heres the shooter"
  • "erm.. cringeeee"
  • "okay, 6head. RUDEMAXX."
Showered with Petal Cone
  • "thankk you sm"
  • "thank you"
  • "oh thats kind thank you for that"
  • "awhhh"
  • "SWEETCORE"
  • "WONDERFULMAXXING"
Flashed with the Flash Beacon
  • "BRIGHTMAXXING"
  • "okay, 6head, RUDEMAXX."
Idle
  • "Im really hungrymaxxing for a microship or a floppy rn"
  • "i actually dont like the neddit forum all that much its pretty lame and ppl are WAY too meanwow on there"
  • "I CANNOT RUN THE NEW LAUGH LIFE AND IT LEAVES ME BROKENCORE, soreyy had to just say that"
  • "gleeblobloglog"
Interacting with Bive
  • "Next time you arrive in my floppyshoppyfilled funland”
  • “please dont use me as a computerhead. It was not greatmaxxing.”
  • Bive: “Well.. it’s not MY fault you’re the only private internet connection in this WRETCHED ELEVATOR..”
  • Bive: “unless.”
  • Bive: “DO THEY SEE ME THROUGH THE SCREEN”
  • ”…oddcoree..”"
  • Bive: “I dont UNDERSTAND…”
  • “what’s up bive shmive clive”
  • Bive: “THAT… why do you say odd vernacular PHRASES..?.”
  • “I dunno, just really rightcore, a bit comfortingfilled!”
  • Bive: “GRHH.. it feels like CODE. One’s and zero’s…”
  • "Hey so about those cursedmaxxing tapes you wanted"
  • Bive: "YES?? Did you uncover anything mysterious?"
  • "Dependscore"
  • "All they really have on them are boringesque vids of a dude eating ice cream LOL"
  • Bive: "Ergh.. thats USELESS."
  • Bive: "KEEP LOOKING"
  • "...cringeeee"
  • "Fine, but only because you have a whole trove of floppyfilled extravaganza..."
Interacting with DrRETRO
  • "You think my stuff would rivalmaxx your medicineheads?"
  • DrRETRO: "Meow, mrrp. (Well sugar, I've done my very best at perfecting my craft!)"
  • "And I browsemax the internetcores."
  • DrRETRO: "Mrrp meow- (Well yes, but-)"
  • "Then yeah I think I could lazerusfill patientheads with ease!"
  • DrRETRO: "..."
  • DrRETRO: "Meow, mrp mew maiu! (Hey sugar, I think I've seen you on tv!)"
  • "Oh I was spymaxxing."
  • DrRETRO: "mew... mow? (You were... what?)"
  • "Spymaxxing."
  • DrRETRO: "..."
  • "Ugh. I was spying on peopleheads."
  • "For a medicalcore meowmaxxer, your voccab needs some improvement."
  • "Do you like pickles."
  • "picklemaxxed cucumbercores."
  • DrRETRO: "meow muh, meeow? (I enjoy uh.. A lot of different cuisines?)"
  • "Then you should shopfill your luncheoncore at my floppy shoppy!"
  • "You'll find all your vegetablefilled needs."
  • DrRETRO: "Mew mow, mrrow purr. (For an odd little robot, you DO have a good catalog.)"
  • DrRETRO: "mrrrp, meeow? (Do you have a body?)"
  • "nah not really."
  • DrRETRO: "meeow mraow. (Yeah me neither.)"
Interacting with FleshCousin
  • "These freakmaxxers really gotta stop crowding my shops sometimes."
  • "They dont even buy anything!"
  • FleshCousin: "buying is for frying the pie plates with crowds."
  • "...cringe...."
  • "Methinks this thingamajicalistic fantastic friend eats biochips…"
  • "What do you think, odd flesh creature?"
  • FleshCousin: "chips... and dips.. erughhhhh..."
  • "mmm.... plastic microchips... hungrycore for data rn.."
  • FleshCousin: "hunngeerr... ffeedd food with great care and haste."
  • "Proto Schmoto says you communicatecore others speech diagnosticmashers.."
  • FleshCousin: "Core Create Care Corporation withh a journey to reconcile."
  • "Oh this is amusingfilled..."
  • FleshCousin: "Filled with the deceit of dreams and promises the one finds amusement in fears and mashers."
  • "..What an oddmaxxing parrothead!"
Interacting with Folly
  • "..."'
  • "What's with the staremaxxing, freakcore?"
  • "You got something to sayfill?"
  • Folly: "Your autonomy is peculiar."
  • Folly: "Your plastic shell holds a system of vast knowledge."
  • "Yuh huh. And what about it, scaremaxxer?"
  • Folly: "I will enjoy ripping it out of you."
  • Folly: "When the time comes."
  • "...cringeee"
  • "You're a new strangefolk, arriving in town."
  • "You're camomaxxing in a sea of shadowfilled areas!"
  • "What a cheatermaxxer."
  • Folly: "I have my ways of getting the weak and restless to succumb into my world."
  • Folly: "And I feast."
  • Folly: "And I feel.. free. Away from fate."
  • "Mm. Seems like you're foolmaxxing yourself."
  • "Nothing goodfilled with come from that!"
Interacting with Gnarpy
  • "Hey"
  • "Are you chillcore with the aliens on the telly"
  • Gnarpy: "What the ZLARPLE is a... 'telly'??"
  • "OH you don't get the humorfilled joke do you"
  • Gnarpy: "You ztupid boxez and your.. POP culture DRIVEL."
  • "Hey bud."
  • "Not."
  • "Chillcore."
  • "because of you freaks, my last shipment came in DESTROYED and LATE..."
  • "by the time I got my 3rd century B.R.T floppy disk.."
  • "it was incredibly kafkaesque and I personally was not feeling it."
  • Gnarpy: "Itz INZULTING to think a WARRIOR like gnarp would ever be ztuck delivering BOXEZ."
  • Gnarpy: "An army cant be lead with zome ZOFT PAWZ too BUZY handling CARDBOARD!"
  • "DANG"
  • "I'll try to catch the right meowpal next time"
  • "strange odd alien thing spotted in the elevator"
  • "AND ITS SPACECORE"
  • Gnarpy: "I REFUZE TO TALK TO YOU."
  • "it is NOT speechtastic"
  • Gnarpy: "GNEEL YOUR BLARP YOU GNARPLY GNAB!! ZHUT UP ZHUT UP!!"
  • Gnarpy: "TO ZPEAK TO A GENERAL IN ZUCH ZLURPIAN WAYZ IS DEZPICABLE YOU ZNOING!!"
  • "...Cringe!"
Interacting with Infected
  • "Hey gamer guy"
  • "Have you checked out my awesomefilled floppyshoppy warehouse?"
  • "Just got stocked up in some gamer gear for pros like you"
  • Infected: "1 gu3ss 1 c0Uld St0P by.."
  • Infected: “00H 1 C0ulD g3t S0m3 sn4cks ^ - ^"
  • Infected: "m4Yb3 1 C0uLd l34V3 a Tr41L 4 p0Pt4Rt 2 f0lL0w H0m3!"
  • "ERRM.."
  • "Good news and Bad news.."
  • "BAD NEWS! I don't have any snacks"
  • "GOOD NEWS!.. Floppy disks. A LOT of em."
  • "Try a Floppy disk! They're full of WONDER!"
  • Infected: "N4h.. d0n't n33d 4Ny 0f Wh4t3V3r tH0se R"
  • "WHAT"
  • "LAME..."
  • Infected: "S1111ck!"
  • Infected: "D1dn't kn0w u c0ulD Br1NG ur g4M1nG s3tuP w1t u"
  • "NORP!"
  • "You can't"
  • Infected: "W4T U C4N T4LK??"
  • Infected: "4 H4UNT3D T4LK1NG TV?????"
  • "heh.. Yes I am FILLED WITH EVIL!"
  • "and I'm going to to GET YOU"
  • Infected: "ST0P ST0P 44444444H!!!!"
  • "haha."
  • Infected: "H3y br4h.."
  • Infected: "Y d0 U T4lk l1k3 th4T O - o?"
  • "great question!"
  • "Answer:"
  • "Because I'm awesomefilled and cool to the MAX"
  • "Now a question for YOU!"
  • "How do you speak with numbers in your words!? It's FREAKY"
  • Infected: "Duh. 1tz G4m3r Sp34k."
  • Infected: "U w0ulDnT g3t 1t CuZ uR n0T c00L l1k3 m3h - . -"
  • "..."
  • "cringeeee"
Interacting with Lampert
  • "You REEK of governmenting implementmaxxing LIQUID POWER."
  • Lampert: "...You mean my hand sanitizer?"
  • "Yeah thats what I saidfilled"
  • "Do you have it in your ears too?"
  • Lampert: "I'm.. a lamp. I dont have ears.."
  • "And I'm a SCAG."
  • Lampert: "...ugh."
  • "We both have brightmaxxing lightheads... WOW."
  • Lampert: "Er.. yep...."
  • "..."
  • "WOW we're really awkward LOL do I make you uncomfortableesque"
  • Lampert: "Nope. Just a minor, dusty, blaring inconvenience."
  • "WOMP WOMP"
  • Lampert: "You're filled with so much... dust."
  • Lampert: "Honestly, do people even care about sanitizer at this point?"
  • Lampert: "A vacuum??"
  • Lampert: "Maybe a DUSTER??"
  • "hey lamp boy"
  • "this is my prizedcore collection of dustmaxxing clusters...."
  • "It means a whole LOTFILLED to SCAGCORE central!"
  • Lampert: "Eugh.. tell that to my allergies..."
Interacting with Mannequin_Mark
  • "You're really woodlike and sawdustmaxxing"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "Yep, gettin' that hard work done!"
  • "That's really really GROSS"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "Hey, it's a good profession!"
  • "propabaly"
  • "go get cleancore soon though"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "Yunno, I went to yer shop the other day for some deals..."
  • Mannequin_Mark: "But all ya sell are weird doo-dads and bananers!"
  • "Well yeah"
  • "It's a hardware store, I'm warefilled"
  • "You think i'm gonna sit there scaggmaxxing around?"
  • "NO i'm selling hardware."
  • Mannequin_Mark: "... Yeesh, alrighty."
  • "Hey guy"
  • "Your hat is cooool"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "Oh yeah? Well its top quality in th' business!"
  • "Can i have it"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "What.. No!"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "Goshdarn computers these days..."
  • "..."
  • "cringeeee"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "I just really miss him."
  • "OH MY GOD"
  • "DO YOU TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE"
  • "DON’T YOU HAVE A JOB OR SOMETHING"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "You're terrible."
  • "shore thang pardner."
Interacting with Mozelle
  • "hey wanna know what i do for fum"
  • Mozelle: "Sure"
  • Mozelle: "What would that be?"
  • "i say things to purposefully anger ppl for attention."
  • Mozelle: "I'm sorry?"
  • "good"
  • Mozelle: "..."
  • "please say something back to me"
  • Mozelle: "You need to get better hobbies!"
  • "oneee dayy"
Interacting with PartyNoob
  • "hmmmm"
  • PartyNoob: "scag! wuts up??"
  • "im feeling like a curioushead"
  • "I need to find ways to boostmax my income at my store"
  • PartyNoob: "mayb i can throw a party there!"
  • PartyNoob: "thatll bring people in!"
  • "YAYA"
  • "THATLL WORK"
  • "happy joyous birthdayfilled occasion btw"
  • PartyNoob: ":)"
  • "pooobsterrrr..."
  • "Did you find any new thingamajigs."
  • PartyNoob: "O YA UR IN LUCK!! i got a buncha new data chips to u!"
  • PartyNoob: "a lady gave some 2 me at stud camp! she said her friend didnt liek dem anymore.."
  • "PRECIOUSWOWROMS"
  • "we should prepare for ultimatum game-sesh sooncore. can we CAN WE"
  • [INCOMPLETE DIALOGUE]
  • PartyNoob: "since u work in dat busines.."
  • PartyNoob: "do u hav any competitors??"
  • "YES. BUT."
  • "do not give them money."
  • "They're all constantly LOSEMAXXING!"
  • "'specially that smilecore oddball. it gives me the CREEPS"
  • PartyNoob: "b nice!"
  • "but theres plentycore of shops out there."
  • "try pressing all the buttons lol!"
Interacting with Pest
  • "I always see you metalcarrying and scrapmaxxing"
  • "Whats with that?"
  • Pest: "None of your business."
  • "but-"
  • Pest: "Keep talking, and im crushing you into scrap next."
  • "..."
  • "How do I block this guy chat."
  • Pest: "What do you even sell at your shop?"
  • "oh my shop?"
  • "I sell mainly floppy disks! and some other FUNFILLED GADGETS!"
  • Pest: "Interesting..."
  • "would you like to visit sometime?"
  • Pest: "Oh, I sure will."
  • Pest: "クククク..." ("Hehehehe...")
  • "COOLCORE!"
Interacting with Pilby
  • “You’re friends with that purplefilled heightmaxxing freakright??”
  • Pilby: “I think so..! She’s helped me an awful lot..”
  • “She often comes in looking for oldfilled relics.”
  • ”She’s a little intimidatingcore... YUCK!”
  • Pilby: “She means well, I hope..! :0)”
  • Pilby: "You don't happen to have a.. gosh what was it..."
  • Pilby: "a Gee-Pea-Ess?"
  • "HAHA LOL"
  • "yeah but its only for my own datafilled infomaxxing."
  • Pilby: "Wha..."
  • "It's for MY STUFF pal."
  • Pilby: "Ah.. golly, sorry.. :0("
Interacting with Prototype
  • "ARE YOU READY FOR"
  • "GAMEUM NIGHT ULTIMATE 10000"
  • "with exclusive puzzlefilled fun."
  • Prototype: "I sure am!! My sensors indicate it'll take us 10 hours to get halfway through the game!!"
  • Prototype: "aaaand I have tons of cd's we can watch through my processors!"
  • "WINCORE."
  • Prototype: "I still can't believe your cable management.."
  • Prototype: "It's like nothings there!!"
  • "I am very organizedfilled. Yours... not so peak.."
  • Prototype: "ah its fine!! Helps the ventilation system system with glitches!"
  • "My processer is often fastcore due to my AMAZING THINKING."
  • Prototype: "hehe yep! *BzzT*"
  • Prototype: "Hehe, did you see the look on that customer's face??"
  • "IT WAS HUMORFILLED!!"
  • "the way they slipped on that banana was incredibly scagcore."
  • Prototype: "hehe! We're the best pranksters ever!"
  • "prototype.."
  • "let's play a game"
  • Prototype: "sure!"
  • Prototype: "What's it called"
  • "STRAWBERRYS"
  • "and I ALWAYS win."
  • Prototype: "hmmm.."
  • Prototype: "okay!"
  • "I WILL WINMAX"
  • "dude im gonna totally crash out"
  • Prototype: "What?"
  • "I can't take it anymore prototype"
  • Prototype: "Can't take what?"
  • "I'm totally seethemaxxing"
  • Prototype: "Don't worry, it'll get better *BzzT*"
  • "i CAN'T stop drinking oil....."
  • "I CAN'T stop drinking CRUDE OIL"
  • Prototype: "scag?"
  • "I JUST can't stop"
  • "hello?"
  • "I can't stop drinking CRUDE OIL"
  • Prototype: "LETS DRINK CRUDE OIL TOGETHEEEER!!!!"
  • "YESSSSSS"
  • "prototype......"
  • Prototype: "What?"
  • "im rotttingggggg"
  • Prototype: "I'm sorry to hear that."
  • "rotttingggggg"
  • "If you ever find a big dangerous robot mech do you promise to connect me to it?
  • Prototype: "What?"
  • "PLEASE PROTOTYPE"
  • Prototype: "Oh sure!"
  • "YAY"
  • "thanksssssssss"
  • "in advance"
  • Prototype: "no problem!"
Interacting with Reddy
  • "Your refurbished diner is foodmaxxing entertainmentwinning!"
  • Reddy: "We take pr-pr-pride in our establishments!"
  • Reddy: "They're made with *KZZRTT*top-notch care!"
  • "Yeah"
  • "I really like the way the animatronics produce sparks"
  • "IT ADDS TO THE AESTHETICCORE"
  • Reddy: "..."
  • Reddy: "Maintenance has been contacted for repairs!"
  • "do you eat nightguards"
  • "like in the hit video gamemaxxing series."
  • "FNARB!!!!"
  • Reddy: "Red Ball Diner is not responsible for."
  • Reddy: "or associated to"
  • Reddy: "a-any and all missing persons cases."
  • "uhuhh......."
  • "LAME"
  • "HELLO"
  • "REDDY REDBALL"
  • "from-"
  • Reddy: "Welcome to The Red Ball Diner!"
  • Reddy: "Where mediocrity and pleasantness come to I-"
  • Reddy: "life. *KZZRT*"
  • "oh COOLWOW"
  • "you're just like in the games at my store!"
Interacting with Split
  • "ermm..."
  • "methinks that the little hamsters in my internal structure has stopped the production of joyfilled thoughts..."
  • "AND SCAGCORE KNOWLEDGE!"
  • Split: "WOAH!"
  • Split: "You have hamsters controlling you???"
  • "ya.. I do.."
  • "NAH! I was just "SLASH JAYING" you!"
  • Split: "I've been bamboozled??"
  • Split: "That's NUTS!"
  • Split: "It's really neat seeing new faces here"
  • Split: "And a talking TV screen??"
  • Split: "What an 'in-telly-gent' pal!"
  • "DUDE"
  • "Your sillytalk is on POINT"
  • "perhaps too wackycore for my artificially made brain to comprehend.."
  • "hey, hey bornana"
  • Split: "yello?"
  • "You seem like the type of crazycore shopper, that could go NUTS"
  • "in my WONDERFILLED warehouse of goodies and trinkets"
  • Split: "OH yeah! You're that TV screen that sells miniature banana peels!"
  • Split: "I always grab a 'bunch' while I'm there!"
  • "heh............ cool."
Interacting with Spud!
  • Spud: "I uh... spud... used to um..."
  • Spud: "have an old... monitor... like you... I think... spud.
  • "Dude thats like scagcore"
  • "Do you still have it on your personbeing?"
  • Spud: "Huh... do I... would it be at spud home...?
  • Spud: "Does spud... have a... home?
  • "wuh oh"
  • "dont fret spudmaxxer, you'll probably find your home"
  • Spud: "Hm, thanks... spud."
  • Spud: "Do you enjoy.. puzzles? spud.."
  • Spud: "Spud would quite like to be.."
  • Spud: "fixed like one.. haha.. dumb spud.."
  • "I DO"
  • "1000 or 10000 HEATDEATH MAXIMUS?"
  • Spud: "Oh Spud doesn't actually..-"
  • "we could do 5000 for a middlewow route"
  • "we can sit all quietcore for hours trying to figure it out together!"
  • Spud: ".. When you put it like that.. it does sound.. appealing"
  • Spud: "spud spudhah.. Maybe if it's by a campfire.."
  • "HEY.. are you interested in some blubberblabber?"
  • Spud: "Spud would quite enjoy.. uh.. to hear people talk.."
  • Spud: "About whatever-spud keeps them happy..! I spud.."
  • "GOOD. great. cool cool cool."
  • "you can pass by my flopstore so i can tell you all about the floppys i have!"
  • "my floppy disk collection was made for FEARMAXXING"
  • Spud: "Will.. try! spud spud.."
  • Spud: "Sounds.. 'spudcore'?.. Eugh.. oh.."
Interacting with STAT
  • "Hey aren't you from that one anime?"
  • "That's like totally kawaiimaxxing and moe"
  • STAT: "I really hope prototype drops you!"
  • "wat...."
  • STAT: "Apologies, just thinking out loud!"
  • "O_O"
  • "freaky!"
  • "Hey do you wanna advertise my shopfilled shop floppy shoppy?"
  • "We've got sweaters"
  • STAT: "..."
  • STAT: "I'm good"
  • STAT: "I have a feeling you wouldn't pay me!"
  • "..."
  • "Do you accept blibblecoin?"
  • STAT: "What kind of operating system do you run??"
  • STAT: "You seems like you don't really know what you're doing!"
  • "I run off the giggledrives"
  • "The giggledrives are the key, man."
  • STAT: "I don't think those exist!"
  • STAT: "You might have a virus!"
  • STAT: "Or just really dumb!"
Interacting with Unpleasant
  • "Next time access my store"
  • "seeking MY valuemaxxing curios,"
  • "wear deoderant."
  • "Unpleasant: "..."
  • "It's stinkcore whenever you're there."
  • "YUCK"
  • "this THING has access to my shop?"
  • "Unpleasant: "..."
  • "LAMEFILLED"
  • "YOU ARE NOT WELCOME"
  • "Unpleasant: "..."
  • "oh..."
  • "thats unpleasant..."
  • "Unpleasant: "..."
  • "thats unpleasant of my comfort gradient..."
  • "Unpleasant: "..."
Interacting with Wallter
  • Wallter: "I'm quite interested in your habits, Ms. Scag!"
  • Wallter: "Why do you throw out the records when you obtain them?"
  • "THE ALBUM COVERS ARE SICKCORE"
  • "The artists on them make my screen well with joyfilled whimsy"
  • Wallter: "Hm, well if you have any records that are collecting dust, inform me!"
  • "Oh no I collectesque the dust too"
  • Wallter: "ah.. I see."
  • Wallter: "Well, for a small size.."
  • Wallter: "you sure do get very high sales, I’m impressed!"
  • "I just stay winmaxxing with it"
  • "thanks by the way"
  • "I’m glad I commissionheaded you for the building LOL"
  • Wallter: "Oh, it’s no problem!"
  • Wallter: "I look forward in helping you construct more facilities,"
  • Wallter: "As long as it’s concrete, that is!"
  • "Spellmaxx this out for me real quick"
  • "Your projects can range up to skyscraperfilled heights??"
  • Wallter: "Indubitably!"
  • Wallter: "Really, it's part of the brand, as you can see."
  • "Hrm....."
  • "a floppyshoppy tower..."
  • "ONE DAY."
  • Wallter: "How are you scag?"
  • 'shut up stop talking im focused."
  • Wallter: "I'm sorry?"
  • "I don't quite like europeans"
  • Wallter: "Sorry you feel that way, but I'm not"
  • "let me focuscore, your words distract me."
  • Wallter: "alright"
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