OFFICE OF

Not to be confused with WHEEL OF, WALL OF or HALL OF.

OFFICE OF
Information
Music	Outlook Unavailable
Can damage/kill you	Yes (If annoying Mach)
Has NPCs	Yes
Interacts with NPCs	Yes

OFFICE OF (officially as OFFICE OF CAROLINA) is one out of 102 floors that can be randomly chosen, or selected by a player. It is currently in-game.

Appearance

The floor appears as what seems to be a main lobby with six gothic-style windows, three on each side. Several floor-exclusive items can be seen on pedestals on said sides as well, alongside a shield-shaped wooden object hanged on the right side of the floor. At the start of the floor, there can be seen two metal doors that can not be interacted with, alongside spare wheel parts and boxes.

At the farthest end of the floor, there can be seen a desk with a large picture frame which has Mach's full name written behind it, two chairs, alongside another two doors that can not be interacted with. Players can also see a window located above the starting area as well.

Gameplay

The players are free to explore around the floor, and are able to purchase the Coolio Toolio, Flashlight, Amulet of Tyche, Light of Aether, Token of Aegle, Token of Midas, Amulet of Asteria, and Amulet of Themis items.

Players can also directly interact with Mach. When clicked on, she will spill information about her backstory, as well as adventures she and her friend, Pilby, went through. She also interacts when a player showers her with petals from the Petal Cone, sprays her with the Spray Bottle, or tries to steal her Ban Hammer.

If she is interacting with a player who survived both the WALL OF and HALL OF floors, she has a chance to congratulate them, calling them a 'brave one'. If she is interacting with a player who has the "IS THIS BUGGED?" badge, she has a chance to either apologize for it or comment on the player having 'terrible fortune'.

Fountain of Oceanus

Aside from interacting with the shop items, players also can cleanse themselves in the fountain in the middle of the room. Doing so cancels the following effects and refunds them for 50% of the value of the items that caused the effect.

• anvil
• Buck's Head
• Curse of Tartarus
• fafa
• HELLO EXPENDABLE
• Interloper
• IQ Test
• Lobotomized
• Paranoia
• Resistor Remorse
• SERAPHIC GUISE ERADICATED
• The Orbs
• Tomato Torment
• True Vision
• Token of Midas
• Token of Apollo
• Token of Asclepius
• Token of Hermes
• Amulet of Asteria
• Token of Aegle
• Gravity Coil
• Amulet of Tyche
• Light of Aether
• Amulet of Themis

Players will also receive the Fountain of Oceanus effect, granting immunity to the fafa effect.

Items

Item	Price	Effect	Other
Flashlight	30	Brightens the area in front of the player.	Also found in Shop Space, Sebastian's Wares, Floppy Shoppy, and Button Competition.
Coolio Toolio	20	Plays various voicelines saying "yellow" when used.	Also found in Sebastian's Wares, Floppy Shoppy, and Glorp N' Go.
Amulet of Tyche	10	Increases the player's luck by 50.	Your luck being increased lowers the chances of getting grabbed by Jeremy or getting chosen on the Frightening Floor.
Light of Aether	25	Gives the player a faint light around them.	Stacks infinitely.
Token of Aegle	200	Increases all health the player heals by 25%.	Effect only applies to consumables like Cheezburgers or Infinite Ice Cream.
Token of Midas	150	Increases all coins the player earns by 25%.	Also found in Shop Space.
Amulet of Asteria	75	Lowers the player's gravity by 25%.	Can be stacked. but every stack only lowers the player's gravity by 1%.
Amulet of Themis	100	Gives the player a 10% chance to deflect projectiles thrown at them.	Can be stacked, but each additional stack will only grant a 1% deflect chance increase.

Gallery

OFFICE OF from the floor selection GUI.

All the effects available on the floor.

The office.

The outside of OFFICE OF when viewed from a window.

Ditto, but from the other side.

The starting room.

Ditto, but red.

The hall leading to Mach's office with a painting of WALL OF on the left and HALL OF on the right.

Ditto, but red.

The office area.

Mach's desk.

A view of the office from the desk.

The upstairs area.

Ditto, but seen from up close.

Paper on Mach's desk on March 28th 2025.

Trivia

• This floor alone can give players up to seven effects at once, if funds are sufficient.
• If MR is in the elevator when this floor starts, Mach will stand in front of the elevator and raise up her hammer, slam it on the ground, and kill MR before teleporting back to her desk.
• This floor is one of the largest shop floors in the game by far.
• The 4/7/24 update made it where there's a chance that Mach won't be at her desk, instead residing in the viewing room in a call with an employer.
  • However, when she is in the call, there's actually no model of the phone, causing it to look as if she is using an 'invisible' phone.
• The floor takes on a red hue when Mach is upstairs, with the upstairs lights being on instead.
• When a player with harmful effects gets near the Fountain of Oceanus, their effects UI next to their health bar at the bottom of their screen will shake and be highlighted red.
• In Greek mythology, Oceanus, the namesake of the Fountain of Oceanus, is one of the pre-Olympian titans and the god of all freshwater and the Oceanus River, a river that wrapped all the way around the ancient world and separated the Earth from the underworld.
• The hammers on display are able to deflect any projectiles thrown at them.
• The music for this floor, Outlook Unavailable, has a leitmotif in reference to Left On Hold.
• The 28/3/25 update made it so that the office has a chance to be completely void of Mach's presence. On her desk, a note will be present stating that she 'is currently away for the day'.
• Above the entrance hall, below the viewing room where Mach can sometimes spawn, there is a number saying "4/4"
  • This corresponds with the other floors that feature Mach, each of them displaying a number out of 4 in their respective surroundings.