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Dialogue

Entering the Elevator
  • "h3llо!! :D"
Leaving the Elevator
  • “g0TTa BL4sT1”
  • “GtG N3rD5s XD”
  • ”T1m3 T0 xX_g4Me 0N_Xx!”
  • "UgH mY n053 HurtZ!"
  • "T2yL bR0!!"
Leaving on the Happy Home Party floor
  • "p4rteh!!!!! :D"
Gifted an Item
  • "Th15 15 4w350m3!!"
  • "ur 50 ch1ll m4n!!!"
  • "L0L Thx br4h!"
Gifted Broken Picture
  • "1 k1nd4 f0rg3t whY 1 h4v3 th15 L0L. I b4r3ly kn0w th4t l4mp guy!! XD h3 4lw4y5 tr135 t0 4v01d m3 br4h!"
Gifted Broken Picture if the player already has Adrenaline
  • "3r, d0n't U 4lr34dy h4v3 1?"
Gifted Wet Cement
  • "yuCK!!1"
  • "Th15 15 k1nd4 5tup1d.."
  • "2Gr0554m3!"
Showered with the Petal Cone
  • "Y0 Iz Th15 a D0No?? XD"
  • "R0uND 0F 4pPlau5e 4 teh B3sT Sk4t3r Evr!11!"
  • "Thx bR4H! :D"
  • "Th3s3 M4K3 mY 4LL3rG135 AcT uP.."
  • "HUh?? D1D I w1N 4 BloxY?? :0"
Sprayed with the Spray Bottle
  • "rly? -_-"
  • "[Content Deleted] D:"
  • "th4ts c0ld br0!1 o_O"
  • "my d4d is builderm4n br0 he w1ll BAN y0u >:["
  • "u n00b!!1 >_<"
Hit with a Snowball or Tomato
  • "ill r3p0rt u!!! >:["
  • "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 O_O"
  • "D00D!! nawt c00l >:("
  • "l4m3r.. ¬_¬"
Hit with a C4
  • “d4Tz 3p1C!!”
  • “Sw33T p4rTEH tR1cKZ DUD!11”
  • “d035 any1 h4v3 a d3fus3 k1t O_o”
  • “4LL W3 c3LEBR4T3 R G0o0D T1MZ ~( ˘-˘~)”
  • “Y0 bR0sK1 IS tH1S XP?!1”
  • “LVL UP ( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─”
Hit with the Tiny Foamer
  • "uR 41m sUX!!!1"
  • "wUt th3 h3x br4H @-@"
  • "h3y! ¬_¬"
  • "y0uCh!!1"
  • "1 h4V3 a n4Rf 4t h0m3 T00! ( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─”
Flashed with the Flash Beacon
  • "Iv'3 5t4r3d 4t Pl3nTy 0f l1ght5!"
  • "444H!! Th3 5un!!"
  • "H3h3h... 1t'5 l1k3 my v1d30g4m35.."
  • "Fl45hb4ng, g01ng 0uT!"
  • "w04h, cr4zy L1gHt5 br0!"
Shot with the Anti Voomba Mechanism
  • "wUt th3 h3x br4H @-@"
  • "y0uCh!!1"
  • "[Content Deleted] D:"
  • "my d4d is builderm4n br0 he w1ll BAN y0u >:["
  • "u n00b!!1 >_"
  • "uR 41m sUX!!!1"
Scrubbed with the Scrub Father
  • "Dud3... wh3n w45 th3 l45t t1m3 1 t00k 4 b4th..."
  • "uGh, U t00?"
  • "5t0p t3ll1ng m3 t0 5h0w3r br0."
  • "H3y m4n, st0p try1ng t0 g3t r1d of my 4w350me purpLe p0w3rup."
  • H4h4, 1t h45 4 l1ttl3 f4c3 0n 1t XD"
Idle
  • "C4n tH1s d00d c0pEE my aewsm3 SK4t3R mooves?!11"
  • "Sw4Giest [Content Deleted] on the BL0cK, l0L 0<0"
  • "Shut UP 4nD LiTsen to Teh Dubst3p (◞╭╮◟)"
  • "NAWT A c00L Cucumb3R!!1"
  • "P4rt4y hardAY XD"
  • "2 Sp00ky 4 m3!!"
  • ":1....."
  • "Im da Sw4Giest [Content Deleted] on the BL0cK, B)"
  • "L0L internet"
  • "h3rd u guyz liek mudk1pz :3"
  • "h4ve u guys s33n mai cs fr4gm0vie yet?? xP"
  • "i l1ek turt3ls"
  • "I mU5t b3 g3tTinG a C0lD.. I k33p Dr3AmiNG oF A W3iRd 5H4dOw! XD"
  • "I mu5T b3 g3tt1ng b3tt3r!! N0 b4d dr34m5"
  • "L33R0Y J3NK1N5!! xD"
  • "ch3ck 0ut my c00l gr33n sw0rd!!1"
  • "1 k1nd4 f0rg3t whY 1 h4v3 th15 L0L. I b4r3lY kn0w th4t l4mp guy!! XD h3 4lw4y5 tr135 t0 4v01d m3 br4h!"
Idle on birthday
  • "I sH0UlD 4Sk P4Rty D00d f0r A B-d4Y H4T t0OdaY!"
  • "H4PPYY B1RtHd4Y!!! T0 m3 l0l!!"
  • "It'5 mY f4v3 Sk4t3bO4rD3r'S B1rThD4y t0d4Y! M3! XD"
  • "uR 4Ll InV1t3d tO mY Cr1b F0r mY B-dAy P4RtY! 'scUZ3 Th3 S0d4 C4nZ LOL"
  • "G0Nn4 InV D4T P4rTY D00D f0r mY B-D4Y toD4y!"
Idle on April Fools'
  • “I l1k3 5l0P!!!”
  • ”J1mMy D0n4Lds0N.”
  • "I c4nT W41t 4 t3h b4n BaN s3qU3L!!"
  • "H0p 0N r41nBoW P4IZ!"
  • "D1d U 5ee Th3 Sk1bi d1 3p1s0d3?"
  • "H4zB1N 5lOp Sk1b1 R41nBoW G4rt3N V4tor!!"
  • "Sk1b1b1 B0m boM b0m Y35 y3S!!"
Idle on 2025 April Ghouls' Update
  • "OOF!"
Interacting with Bive
  • "Y0 DUd..."
  • "y0U h34Rd tH3 StUFf BR0 yUMs h4S b3eN s4y1NG 4boUT y0U?"
  • "N0T g00D th1nGZ BR0.."
  • "n0t g00D 4T 4LL... o_o"
  • Bive: "WHY SHOULD I CARE? I DON'T CARE."
  • Bive: "I know what that little alien is hiding.."
  • Bive: "I have triple however much blackmail he might have on me.."
  • Bive: "and you wanna know HOW??"
  • "._."
  • Bive: "I KNOW SHE PUTS NEURO-SPOIL IN THE BOGGLE JETFUEL TO BOOST DRINK ADDICTIVENESS FOR PROFIT!"
  • Bive: "I just KNOW it!"
  • "uhHh hUh.."
  • Bive: "Did you know that all ballpits were invented to behave as black holes?"
  • Bive: "Every time you look away.."
  • Bive: "they might just decide to suck up ANYTHING."
  • Bive: "Even TEETH!"
  • ":/.."
  • "Wut..."
  • Bive: "Your sickness seems to make you almost.."
  • Bive: "Oblivious..."
  • Bive: "Do you tend to hear glitches and murmers coming from your shower?"
  • "WO4H dUD!!1 tOT4lLY uNr4D 2 s4y!"
  • "1 jUst G0 W1tH th3 FL0OO0w ~(-_-)~"
  • "L0t 0F w31Rd tH1nGS h4PPeN h3Re 4Ll THe T1M3!1!"
  • Bive: "Like the omnipotent vertebrates?"
  • Bive: "The cynical sacrifices??"
  • Bive: "WHAT ABOUT THE CRIMSON EYES???"
  • "0_o 1.. 1 w4s g0nn4 t4lk ab0ut th3 w4ter & c0NF3Tt1 f4ll1ng fr0M t3h l1ght.."
  • Bive: "GGHHRRK!! ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT"
  • Bive: "BYE DONT TALK TO ME FORGET IT, PLEASE NOW!"
Interacting with DrRETRO
  • DrRETRO: "meoww.. Purr.. (hmmm.. Seems like the origin place your virus came from was a Free Model...)"
  • DrRETRO: "Mew? (You know that, right?)"
  • "idk wH4t Ur t4Lk1ng 4B0ut."
  • "1t w4S 0N d1sC0Unt 4 0n3 T1X! H0w C0uld 1 P4ss tH4t up ^_^?"
  • "S33ms l1K3 Ur J34L0us.."
  • DrRETRO: "meow mraur. (Sugar, I Certainly am not.)"
  • "Y34 Y34! W4T3v3r!"
  • DrRETRO: "mew meow.. (You poor thing, It's been so long since you contracted that unusual virus.)"
  • DrRETRO: "Meow! Mreo- (I'm here to help, just let me-)"
  • "DUD3 1 JU5T R34L1Z3D UR L1K3 4 G14NT P0PT4RT!!!"
  • "R u L1k3 P0pt4rt's m0th3r?"
  • DrRETRO: "Meow mrow.. (Wasn't your cat... grey?)"
  • "TH4T5 50 CO0L..."
  • DrRETRO: "purr meow.. (What a strange guy, perhaps the virus has made him...)"
  • DrRETRO: "meow..? (Withdrawn?)"
  • DrRETRO: "Meow mrow hiss.. (You should listen to your doctors..)"
  • DrRETRO: "Mew mew! (You're not healthy whatsoever!)"
  • "N4H, 1'm c00L."
  • "I d0N't n33D N0 d0ct0r t3LL1ng m3h w4t 2 d0 :/"
  • "4LL 1 N33d 1s M4h sw33T sk4T3B04Rd.."
  • "4nd m4H-"
  • "4H-
  • "CHOO!.."
  • "*Sniffle*"
  • "4Nd my 4w3Som3 g4M1Ng S3tuP!"
  • DrRETRO: "meow. (Of course.)"
Interacting with FleshCousin
  • FleshCousin: "Trading secrets with the mystical benches of picture frames."
  • "Th4T m4K3 n0 senS3!"
  • "R u givNG m3 A C0d3 4 FR33 It3MS?"
  • FleshCousin: "Free with the purchase of a great and sensible emotion."
  • "L0LWUT?"
  • "LOL R U s1ck 2?? XD"
  • "ju5t l1Ke my Sk4t3r SkiLLz!"
  • FleshCousin: "Sick!"
  • FleshCousin: "Ecks..."
  • FleshCousin: "Dee.."
  • FleshCousin: "performing arts five, skilling with numbers."
  • "U t4lK s0 DeRpy LOLZ"
  • "I c4nT Und3r5t4nD wAT UR s4yiNG!"
  • FleshCousin: "Pink disco and with your bodacious attitude skater to lollygagging place."
  • "0_0??"
Interacting with Folly
  • "YO laWI, U IOOK lik3 a HOrROr v1d30 G4m3 ChAr4cT3r!"
  • Folly: "I do not waste my time putting notes everywhere."
  • NOt tO m3nT10n, Iv3 sEen U 50m3wh3RE!!"
  • "4r3 U 4 gu4rd1An 4nG31??"
  • Folly: "Video games are not the only thing rotting your brain."
  • Folly: "I've seen it with my own eyes."
  • Folly: "Kasper."
  • Folly: "..."
  • "hUH? WHy'D U s4Y th4 50 loUD Br0H?"
  • "Wh0'5 K4sP3r??"
  • Folly: "Hmhmhmhaha.. Your mind has corroded..."
  • Folly: "Just as I've seen in those... colorful, yet broken dreams of yours."
  • "Ur4Fre4ky!!1"
  • Folly: "And yet, the mind lives on. I will rip it out of him soon enough."
  • Folly: "How do you sleep at night, knowing that you are fractured?"
  • "Fr4ctUr3d?? 1'm Ch1lLiNg Br4H!"
  • Folly: "You've lost a part of yourself."
  • Folly: "How... familiar."
  • "...tH15 GuY 15 Tr0lL1ng... :/"
Interacting with Gnarpy
  • "WaTs UR F4vE daNC3?"
  • "Min3's Teh H4RdSTY13 SHUFF13 xP"
  • Gnarpy: "I don't wazte my time doing uzelezz and gliblopping dances..."
  • "WAT.. 0_0??"
  • "Y U NO D4ncE??"
  • "It'S S0 EP1K ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓"
  • Gnarpy: "It'z trivial!"
  • Gnarpy: "Now go away, you ancient ZOPWARB!"
  • Gnarpy: "Rgh"
  • Gnarpy: "Keep your zoibling germz away from me.."
  • "M3h?"
  • ":'("
  • Gnarpy: "What did I juzt zay?!"
  • Gnarpy: "Don't even breathe in my prezence!"
  • "Ur JUSt @ H4t3R"
  • "[Content Deleted]"
  • Gnarpy: "I wizh I could blazt you with my zapper right now.."
  • "Z@Pp3r??"
  • "I5 tH4t L1Ke t3h P4InTBaLL GuN?? O_o;"
  • Gnarpy: "It'z only my mozt favorite weapon!!"
  • Gnarpy: "And very gleebdin' powerful..."
  • "OH NO3Z!!"
  • "DOnT Pwn M3!!"
  • "I'm Ju5t A n00b!!"
Interacting with NULL
  • "M4n 1 r3m3mb3r 1 us3d t0 g3t 4 h3lp3rb0t f0r 333v3ryth1ng..."
  • NULL: "That past life of a constant machine serves no purpose any longer."
  • Infected: "M3h, 4ll y0u guy5 u53d t0 b3 fuN and Ch1ll. It5 l1k3 y0u c0mpl3t3ly ch4ng3d aNd alL l00k th3 s4m3!"
  • NULL: "Isn't that what we all have traveled here for? A regretful past, churned into a harsh reality?"
  • NULL: "We are all just another cog in a machine. One that we wish to rip our individuality anew with."
  • "Y335h. Y0u 4nd th4t n1ghtm4r3 ch1ck w0ulD g3t 4l0ng."
  • NULL: "Being your own self is troubling for you, is it not?"
  • NULL: "There doesn't seem to be any creativity left in that corroded brain."
  • "4r3 y0u c4ll1ng my styL3 b0r1ng?? 1'm un1qu3!"
  • NULL: "Your "style" shriveled and died a long time ago. We think it's best to accept reality and move on."
  • NULL: "If we could feel and understand anatomic feeling, we would say your repetitive sloppiness disgusts us."
  • "H3y m4n, 1 d0n't w4nt n0 b4d bl00d b3tw33n u5.."
  • NULL: "An existence like yours means the death of the mind's canvas."
  • NULL: "How there can be 'bad blood' when yours is indefinitely copied, pasted, smeared, used... constant?"
  • "uggHHH1! 4ll th353 5tup1d w0rd5 d0n't m4k3 53n53 4nym0r3!!1"
  • "ju5t l34v3 m3 b3 br4h!!!1 G05h!!"
  • NULL: "...Unfortunately, we lie in the golden age of regurgitation."
Interacting with Lampert
  • Lampert: "What is your illness?"
  • "WhUzZuP??"
  • Lampert: "What is making you sneeze and sniffle so disgustingly?"
  • "0H, I dUnnO"
  • "mY FuRn1TuR3 1 Gu3e5."
  • Lampert: "Someone should buy you a quarantine bubble."
  • "M3H, Th3y'r3 t00 Cr4Mp3D brOh! >_<"
  • Lampert: "I wasn't asking."
  • "*Sn1fFl3*"
  • Lampert: "Use a tissue. It's common sense."
  • "1 d0n't h4v3 aNY th0.."
  • "*SN1FflE* GUh...."
  • Lampert: "You're going to get a sinus infection."
  • "W3ll.. 4h.."
  • "4H.."
  • "-4CH00!"
  • Lampert: "..."
  • "50RrY br4H.."
  • "d1D th4T.. L4nD oN y0u?"
  • Lampert: "..."
  • "w3Ll n0W My s1Nus3s 4r3 cle4-"
  • Lampert: "I ruined your life."
  • "H4y, D1dn't u S4y Th3r3's Bunn13s tH4t L1v3 UnD3R COucH3S???"
  • Lampert: "Yes."
  • Lampert: "They're called Dust Bunnies and they are little clusters of dust that-"
  • "tH4t'5 s0 S1cK!"
  • "S0 1 C0ULD LI3K F33d TH3M C4RR0TS N 2TUFF?? :D :3"
  • Lampert: "wait-"
  • ">u< P0PT4RT W0ULD LUV TH3S3 LITTL3 BUNN13S!!!"
  • Lampert: "Uh.. Did you think they're actual living bunnies?"
  • "W3LL DUH!!!"
  • "Y 3LS3 W0Uld th3Y B C4ll3d BunN13s?? XP"
  • Lampert: "Wow."
  • Lampert: "You really are something."
  • "4H-CH00!"
  • "GUh...."
  • Lampert: "Eugh.."
  • Lampert: "Do you even cover your mouth when you sneeze?"
  • "*Sn1fFl3*"
  • "W4s 1 SupP0se t0?"
  • Lampert: "Uhm. Yes?..."
  • Lampert: "Please tell me you're not contagious."
  • "0F C0Urs3 n0T!"
  • Lampert: "Oh good."
  • "..."
  • "...d0 1 sT1LL h4vE 2 c0v3R mY c0UGh??"
  • Lampert: "YES???"
  • Lampert: "Gosh.. so unsanitized.."
  • "h3y m4n!"
  • Lampert: "Please turn away if you're going to speak to me."
  • "wh4T? :("
  • "d1d I d0 s0m3th1ng wr0ng?"
  • Lampert: "I don't like looking."
  • Lampert: "At your... air. I do not like your air."
  • "0h... :(("
  • Lampert: "I love ROKEA, the furniture is so clean..."
  • Lampert: "It’s very refreshing."
  • "Wat?? o_o Y0u cl34n ur Furn1TUr3??"
  • Lampert: "You don’t?!"
  • Lampert: "You are supposed to clean your furniture every 6 months."
  • Lampert: "AT MOST."
  • Lampert: "Especially if you have pets as well.."
  • "1 us3d 2 H4ve a C4t"
  • "bUT 1tz b33N M1ss1NG 4 a wh1L3 n0w.."
  • "3v3R s1nc3 tH4t Fr34K Sh0w3d uP... 0_0"
  • "♪ p0pt4rt, c0M3 H0m3 ♪ ╰( ^o^)╮♪"
  • Lampert: "Yeah dude.. I know."
  • Lampert: "You'll find your cat eventually, I hope."
  • "H4PPY B1RTHD4Y L4MP3RT!!1!"
  • Lampert: "Thanks, Kas."
  • "W4t?? wh0 o_o"
  • "Y0u k33p s4y1ng th353 w31rd Us3rn4m35!"
  • Lampert: "Just a bit sentimental, I guess."
  • Lampert: "Now can you please go blow your nose?"
  • "n3W h1gHScoRe @ PUncH1N PUBlIC!!! 3VEr H3ARd Of 1T? "
  • Lampert: "..You still play that?"
  • "1tS 4 gO0D t1mE kI1L3r! YE4h!!"
  • Lampert: "So you just play it when you're..."
  • Lampert: "Bored."
  • "1sN't th4T 3VEry g4Me? xD"
  • Lampert: "...Yeah, okay."
Interacting with Mannequin Mark
  • Mannequin_Mark: "Yeesh... All you kids do these days is sit around and play video games.."
  • "1 lIt3rally h4v3 my Own 4p4rtm3nt br4h..."
  • Mannequin_Mark: "Why don't you do some woodwork like a real mannequin!"
  • "br4H!!"
  • "Wh4t I do Is Itt3rily nON3 Of Ur bUssin3ss!"
  • "UR jUSt 4 h4t3r!!"
  • "th4t's 4ll yOu do!! 15 h4t3!!"
  • "qUit y4pping oLd m4N XDD"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "Hey kid!"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "What's all this pink stuff?"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "You've got it all over my planks!"
  • "Don't knoW wH4t ur t4lking abOut dUd3!."
  • "u mUst'v3 gOTt3n p4iNT On th3m (;°□°)"
  • Mannequin_Mark: "I can see it coming from yer nose!"
  • "eRrr .."
  • "*SnIFF13""
  • "wh4T ar3 U on abOut Old M4n XD"
  • "M4yb3 it's tim3 tO G3t sOm3 gl4sS3s dUD3!1"
Interacting with Melanie
  • Melanie: "Do you and Lampert want t-to go to Crem's later..?"
  • Melanie: "I could use the um. Company!"
  • "N44h s0Rry br0.. L4mP d035n't l1k3 m3 sn33z1ng oN th3 Ic3 Cr34m."
  • Melanie: "Oh well, he p-personally asked to invite y-you so maybe it's alright..?"
  • "H3 JU5T L1K35 U51NG MY C0UP0N5!!"
  • "50 c4n U run v1d30g4m35 on ur scr33n??"
  • Melanie: "Well y'know... I haven't tried..!"
  • "W3 c4n h34d t0 mY pl4c3 4nd trY 1t 0ut!!
  • "Ju5t ign0r3 my r00m4t3, h3 5uck5."
  • Melanie: "Uh.. S-sure, why not!"
  • Melanie: "Are you alright..?"
  • Melanie: "You keep sneezing..!"
  • "1'm f1N3! 1'm n0T 1nf3cT3d 0r 4nyth1ng bR4h."
  • "D0 u h4v3 4 t155u3 th0."
  • Melanie: "Not.. on me, sorry bud..."
  • "4ll G00d! 1'll jU5T u53 mY 5h1rt."
  • Melanie: "Eugh.. got it..!"
Interacting with Mozelle
  • Mozelle: "You, 'gamer'!"
  • Mozelle: "Have you ever thought of hosting a 'gaming competition'?"
  • "n4H, 1'D W1n 345LY!"
  • Mozelle: "..Hm. It seems your good sportsmanship has been left behind,"
  • Mozelle: "Alongside your health..."
  • "PR1ncEsS... 1'Ll R3ScuE y0U!!"
  • Mozelle: "..Rescue?"
  • "y3AH!"
  • "4r3NT u iN D4nG3R?"
  • Mozelle: "Royalty doesn't always have to be in danger.."
  • Mozelle: "Although you would make a courageous knight!"
  • "0H..! //._.//"
  • "iS UR m0D3l 4 SPr1t3Sh3ET?"
  • Mozelle: "A sheet of paper maybe.."
  • Mozelle: "I'm afraid I'm not part of a videogame!"
  • "u WOT m8? oF COuRs3 U aR3!!1"
  • "th1S FOUrtH W4Ll br3Ak G03S CR4zY..."
Interacting with PartyNoob
  • "ZOMG! 0_0 d0 U liek to p4rtY?!1"
  • PartyNoob: "yea!"
  • PartyNoob: "do u wanna come to my party l8r??"
  • "Y3z!"
  • "i’Ll br1ng TeH s0deR!! LOLZ XP"
  • PartyNoob: "just make sure to erm,,"
  • PartyNoob: "covr ur mouf wen u sneeze!!"
  • PartyNoob: "u luv skateboarding!?"
  • PartyNoob: "u shud teach me!!"
  • "SuR3 Br0sk1!"
  • "I alw4Yz gr1nD aNY rAiLZ i S3E!"
  • "ACH0o!!"
  • PartyNoob: "erm.."
  • PartyNoob: "actually,"
  • PartyNoob: "maybe i could jus watch u!"
  • "Wh4t3veR Br4H!"
  • "I <3 to Sk8 Y0L0 stYle!!1"
Interacting with Pest
  • "H4v3 U 3veR Sk4t3d B4?? :D"
  • Pest: "I don't have time to."
  • Pest: "There's other things I'd rather do."
  • "1t WuLD r34lLy h3lP w1tH th4T UPtt1gHT AtTitud3!! ( ツ )"
  • Pest: "What attitude?"
  • Pest: "You don't know how I act."
  • Pest: "How would you know what helps?"
  • ":c"
  • "WO4h!! uR av4Tar 1s s0 Sw4g!!"
  • Pest: "My what?"
  • "YunN0 br4h, UR guy!!"
  • "mUst'v3 b33n so m4NY R0Bux! $U$"
  • Pest: "Whatever."
  • "DuD3..."
  • "BUgz R s0 EP1C :D!"
  • Pest: "Do not speak to me."
  • Pest: "Go blow your nose."
  • "S0000 Al0nE..."
  • ":("
  • "I cRi 3veRyT1m..."
  • Pest: "Please stop speaking to me."
Interacting with Pilby
  • "I c4nT wA1t tO r41Se My Fi5HinG Stat5!! B)"
  • Pilby: "Golly.. fishing.. stat?"
  • Pilby: "That sounds confusing.."
  • "Th4t5 My aw3sOM3 Vid30 g4mE!!"
  • "I'm TrY1nG to G3t a G0lD3n TenCH!!"
  • Pilby: "All those video games and whatnot got me so confused.."
  • Pilby: "Ogh.. I hope I don't get sick.."
  • Pilby: "You look awfully queasy.."
  • "NuH-uH!11"
  • "Th@Ts Ju5t teH Sk4teb0arDinG l00K!! B)"
  • Pilby: "Well.."
  • Pilby: "golly if you say so.."
  • "aH.. 4h.."
  • "ACH00O!!"
  • "H4ha"
  • "I th1nK I Acc1d3ntaLLy squISh3d a BuG l1k3 Y0u w1TH mY sk@tebOarD!"
  • Pilby: "Jumping jimineys!!"
  • Pilby: "I really hope not..!!"
  • "OhHH oN s3conD Th0uGHt"
  • "iT w4s juZt a J3LLyBe@n. LOLZZ"
  • Pilby: "Oh thank goodness..."
  • Pilby: "I was so frightened.. :0("
Interacting with Prototype
  • Prototype: "What's up with your apartment?"
  • Prototype: "There's something infecting its code.."
  • Prototype: "And messing up all the parts and buildings within it!"
  • "N4h br4h,"
  • "1 h4v3 n0 1d34 wh4t ur t4lk1ng abt."
  • Prototype: "How do you not know?"
  • Prototype: "It's everywhere in a matter of BZZT— seconds.."
  • Prototype: "Very hard to miss!"
  • "G3uss i'm 2 busy b31ng S1CK on m4h sk4t3b0ard!!"
  • Prototype: "Hmm.. Strange!"
  • Prototype: "Guess I could figure it out on my own."
  • "W04H! 4r3 u lik3.. aN 4nDr01D 0r s0m3th1ng??? O_O"
  • Prototype: "Well, I'm artificially made."
  • Prototype: "So you could call me a robot!"
  • "D4z S1CK!!"
  • "S0 u c4n sh00t l4s3rz 0ut ur 3y3z????"
  • Prototype: "Ha ha!"
  • Prototype: "Nope my model isn't made for violence!"
  • Prototype: "I unfortunately can't produce beams!"
  • "4W M4N! DX"
  • "w3 c0uld'v3 h4d 4n 3PIC r4v3 p4rty w1th ur l4s3rz!!"
  • "H3y l1ttl3 r0b0t d00d!"
  • "ur n0t g0nn4 lik3 t4k3 0v3r th3 w0rld..."
  • "r1GhT?? ;_;"
  • Prototype: "What? Why would I ever do that-"
  • Prototype: "BZZT trrz..
  • "0H N0!!"
  • "L1TTL3 BR0 1S B31NG T4K3N 0V3R BY 3V1L M4LW4R3!!!"
  • "TH1S 1S 1T!!"
  • "G00DBY3 P0PT4RT!"
  • "G00DBY3 SW33T SW33T G4M1NG S3TUP Dx!!"
  • Prototype: "WOAH WOAH! Calm down!"
  • Prototype: "It was just a glitch!"
  • "S0 ur n0t ev1l...?"
  • "ph3w.."
Interacting with Reddy
  • "wo4h, s0 y0u'rE l1k3.."
  • "A r0b0t?"
  • Reddy: "This show is brought to you by Red Ball Diner!"
  • "WH4T sh0w, Br4H?"
  • Reddy: "Tickets can be purchased at the front counter."
  • Reddy: "KZZT- Enjoy your stay!"
  • "uH, 5ur3!!"
  • "4CHo0!"
  • Reddy: "Remember-"
  • Reddy: "Remember to cover your mouth and that sick children must be quarantined."
  • Reddy: "Enjoy your stay!"
  • "Wh3re d0 th3 s1ck kids g0?"
  • Reddy: "KZZRTT-"
  • Reddy: "Sick children must be quarantined off to the pit."
  • "WH4T"
  • Reddy: "Red soda is on sale today!"
  • Reddy: "Remember-"
  • Reddy: "Remember to buy extra!"
  • "w0wz4, I w0uld t0t4lly d0 that 1f I h4d m0n3y"
  • Reddy: "Federal aid forms for debt management can be located at the front entrance."
  • "1 5hOulD Pr0b4blY Ch3cK th4T 0uT..."
Interacting with Scag
  • Scag: "Hey gamer guy"
  • Scag: "Have you checked out my awesomefilled floppyshoppy warehouse?"
  • Scag: "Just got stocked up in some gamer gear for pros like you"
  • "1 gu3ss 1 c0Uld St0P by.."
  • "00H 1 C0ulD g3t S0m3 sn4cks ^ - ^"
  • "m4Yb3 1 C0uLd l34V3 a Tr41L 4 p0Pt4Rt 2 f0lL0w H0m3!"
  • Scag: "ERRM.."
  • Scag: "Good news and Bad news.."
  • Scag: "BAD NEWS! I don't have any snacks"
  • Scag: "GOOD NEWS!.. Floppy disks. A LOT of em."
  • Scag: "Try a Floppy disk! They're full of WONDER!"
  • "N4h.. d0n't n33d 4Ny 0f Wh4t3V3r tH0se R"
  • Scag: "WHAT"
  • Scag: "LAME..."
  • "S1111ck!"
  • "D1dn't kn0w u c0ulD Br1NG ur g4M1nG s3tuP w1t u"
  • Scag: "NORP!"
  • Scag: "You can't"
  • "W4T U C4N T4LK??"
  • "4 H4UNT3D T4LK1NG TV?????"
  • Scag: "heh.. Yes I am FILLED WITH EVIL!"
  • Scag: "and I'm going to to GET YOU"
  • "ST0P ST0P 44444444H!!!!"
  • Scag: "haha."
  • "H3y br4h.."
  • "Y d0 U T4lk l1k3 th4T O - o?"
  • Scag: "great question!"
  • Scag: "Answer:"
  • Scag: "Because I'm awesomefilled and cool to the MAX"
  • Scag: "Now a question for YOU!"
  • Scag: "How do you speak with numbers in your words!? It's FREAKY"
  • "Duh. 1tz G4m3r Sp34k."
  • "U w0ulDnT g3t 1t CuZ uR n0T c00L l1k3 m3h - . -"
  • Scag: "..."
  • Scag: "cringeeee"
Interacting with Split
  • Split: "Heya uh,"
  • Split: "do you need a handkercheif?"
  • "nUH xI uH!"
  • "1m LiK3 a boSs1!"
  • Split: "Whatever you say!"
  • Split: "Laughter is the best medicine y'know!"
  • "TH3 oNLy m3dz I n33D iS mY Sk4t3B0arD!"
  • "DerP :I!!"
  • "iM 4 bAn4Na XDD 1M a BnanA!!
  • Split: "Uh.."
  • Split: "Yes you are!"
  • Split: "Just don’t give me “Yellow” fever!"
  • ":D yOU gOt 1t DOc!1"
  • Split: "You should really see a doctor though,
  • Split: "I know a few good ones!"
  • Split: "Hey!"
  • Split: "Whats the most important thing to a skater?"
  • "HuH??"
  • "Wh4T i5 1T!??!"
  • Split: "The grind!"
  • Split: "Get it?"
  • "LOLLL"
  • "XDDDD"
  • "AHAHAHA"
  • "T33 H33"
  • "Ur 5O fUnNY"
  • Split: "Awh, thanks!!"
Interacting with Spud!
  • "duD3..."
  • Spud!: "wh.. Is everything um... okay?"
  • "Th3r35 a Z0mb13 iN th3 3l3v4t0r..."
  • Spud!: "Ugh..."
  • Spud!: "I am pretty um... glad that I have this bucket to um.."
  • Spud!: "protect from your sickness.."
  • "Wh4t s1ckn355?? 1'm cl34n 45 ****"
  • "****** *** ***** * ***"
  • "UGH #####"
  • Spud!: "You um.. Should get some fresh air.. Spud.."
  • Spud! "I'm sure um... that campground is a fun place."
  • "HmmM.. n4hhhhh.."
  • "1 c4n ju5t d0 1t 0n my PC!"
  • Spud!: "Ugh.. you’re um.. Hopeless.."
Interacting with STAT
  • "W04H dUD!!"
  • "UR LIK3 S41l0r M00n! :D"
  • STAT: "Excuse me?"
  • "L1k3 th3 m4g1c4L g1rl 4n1m3"
  • STAT: "Can You Please Speak Normally?"
  • STAT: "It'd mean a lot, Thanks!"
  • "0_o"
  • "S0m30n3s dr4m4t1c!!"
Interacting with Unpleasant
  • "0h n0 br4h... -_-"
  • "QU1T F0LL0W1NG M3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "1 w4s h4v1n' such 4n 4w3s0m3 d4y!!!"
  • "N0W UR H3R3!!!"
  • Unpleasant: "..."
  • "D4y. Ru1n3d. DX"
  • "1 kn0w w4t u d1d..."
  • "2 mY..."
  • "sk4t3b04rd... *Sn1fF5*"
  • Unpleasant: "..."
  • "WHY DX!! u sn4pp3d 1t 1n h4lf.."
  • Unpleasant: "..."
  • "4ND D0NT 3V3N 4SK H0W 1 KN0W 1TZ U!"
  • "1tz my g4mer s3ns3s..."
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  • Unpleasant: "..."
  • "[Content Deleted]"
  • "4ND TH4T'S W4T 1 TH1NK AB0UT UR M0M! >:("
  • "P0pt4rt w45 alw4y5 sc4r3d 0f U wh3n u f1R5t 5h0w3d up..."
  • Unpleasant: "..."
  • "4nd th3n h3 ju5T V4n15h3d 4ft3r y0U 5t4y3d!!"
  • "h3 4lw4y5 wuZ 5k1TTi5h Wh3n U..."
  • "m4ter1al1zeD??"
  • "1nt0 mY R00m... X("
  • Unpleasant: "..."
Interacting with Wallter
  • Wallter: "How do you enjoy a lifestyle of sitting at your computer all day?"
  • Wallter: "It seems like a very... consuming hobby."
  • "B3Tt3r tH4n m4k1nG duMB Bu1ld1nG5!! > - <!"
  • Wallter: "Why, how dare you?!"
  • Wallter: "Architecture is a fine beauty!!"
  • "533m5 l1k3 1T'5 R0tt1nG ur BR41N!!"
  • Wallter: "..."
  • "H3y bR4H!"
  • "1'm RuNn1ng 0uT 0F r3Gul4r g4M3r jU1c3"
  • "4Nd n0 1 1S s3LL1ng 1T 4Nym0r3!"
  • "n0t 4ft3r th3y f0und 'n3ur0t0x1n5' 1n 1T..."
  • Wallter: "Ooh! You should try grey stuff!"
  • Wallter: "It always puts me in a great mood."
  • Wallter: "Truly a wonderful beverage! You should give it a go!"
  • "1 Gu3ss 1 C0ulD trY 1t > - >"
  • Wallter: "My friend, you look as if you get sicker more and more as days pass!"
  • Wallter: "I think it would be important if you go see my good doctor friend."
  • "N4H! 1 c4nT r1Sk 3Nd1nG m3h G4m31Ng Str34K!"
  • Wallter: "Gaming streak? What do you mean?"
  • "1F 1 G0 s33 Th3 D0c, 1t w1LL m3sS uP M3h 1473 d4Y STr34K!!! - _ -"
  • Wallter: "1473 days.. That would mean.. Hm."
  • Wallter: "Oh my, you're unhealthy in more ways than one.."

References

  1. ↑ https://www.tumblr.com/yeuc-c/731457611017371648
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