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Floppies[1] are lore-related items that have appeared on floors since the update releasing on January 11th, 2025. They are able to be found around different floors. There are 27 in game and/or transcripted in this wiki page.
Appearance[]
Floppies appear as plain, floppy discs in varying colours.
Description[]
Floppies are found throughout different floors. When picked up, a Floppy disc labeled "New Floppy!" will bounce around the screen. They are intended to give players lore.[1] Floppies are read and accessed by going into the Other menu and selecting the Floppies option on the right. When this section is open, the player will be able to see a grid of all the Floppies they have collected and can select any of them to read. Any unread Floppies the player has for that play session will have a blue "NEW" icon on the Floppy's icon.
Transcripts[]
Location: On the floor of the Lobby.
Description: An introduction to finding Floppy Discs
HELLO its me, im scag. (if u dont know who i am then thats ok)
some very sensitive documents have found their way to me, so i DIGITIZED ALL OF THEM onto floppies! (for my own archival purposes)
i had some INFOMAXXING WONDERFULCORE things, which sucks because i lost all of them and idk where they are.
i dont have these floppies with me anymore!
things like this tend to happen when me and prototype(my friieend) are doing business promotions or MANAGERIAL TACTICS.
if you're reading this, ive officially enlisted you to find all of the lost floppies for me and to keep them because ive lost all care or connection to them.
theyre probably scattered around in weird places so good luck finding them at all.
Location: Funny Maze, stuffed inside one of the circular grates on the wall. It is in the left dead end of the T-section before the walkway to the secret eye.
Description: We hope you take pride in this position
ANNOUNCEMENT
WELCOME
We're glad you're here.
The ████ ██ ████ ███ hopes this bulletin finds all our faithful followers in good health, and otherwise, may it prosper you towards such with the delightful news we have to share.
As you all know, we have been looking for a ████ to appease divinity for a long time, and we have FINALLY found it - The Perfect Body, The ONE. We at ████ ██ ████ ███ would like to thank everyone who has partaken in our gifting ceremonials up to this point - Thanks to you, No parting has been in vain.
Distressingly enough however, The One has escaped our grasp and seems hesitant to accept their blessing. We are conducting a search throughout all of our facilities, and expect everyone to stay on high alert until fate takes its course. Our great host has used it's divinity to shield The One until a resolution comes forth.
Further details will be exposed at our next gathering. We hope you take pride in your positions.
WE URGE ALL TO SPREAD OUR MESSAGE TODAY, AND FOREVER FORTH, UNTIL THE ONE IS CAPTURED FOR THEIR HIGHER PURPOSE. THE DAY OF RECKONING IS NIGH UPON US.
Until our days part ways, █████ may never lead us astray.
Blessings,
████ ██ ████ ███
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Scag Note: ohhh boy i loveee censoring integral information! i love it! i love it! i love it!
Location: Underground Subway, next to the jukebox.
Description: State of emergency declared in Crest Falls
Scag Note: i found this old newspaper about some cityplace in the subway. kinda cutecore kinda kawaii
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CITIZENS TURNED MONSTERS
On October 13th, Macabre City's nearby town Crest Falls, was put under lockdown after several reports of radioactive substances found in the water supply. The radiation is causing residents to mutate into "unrecognizable husks of their former selves" as our scientists say. Their records show that any living being that comes into contact with the disease loses all traces of emotional stimuli, as their bodies contort, sprouting arthropod features and instincts.
The mutation spreads like the plague as officials report, as over 20,000 residents have been found mutated. Tests suggest these "bug-people" have lost their minds, as they infest and trudge through the remains of the city. As of now, the effects are irreversible, and the government is left with no choice but to send extermination teams to terminate the mutated citizens as they pose a danger to society.
To friends and families of the people of Crest Falls, do not attempt any sort of contact, the risk of an outbreak is too high. Anyone or anything that has escaped from Crest Falls, will be hunted down, regardless if they are a "bug-person" or not. Please report to the nearest authorities if you or a loved one has come in contact with these chemicals, as they will be dealt with shortly.
Location: PET CAPTURE DELUXE, found on top of the pink brick wall in the top left corner of the area.
Description: By Jorjor Well
It is now day 649 of Mozelle's new government adjustments, of which I have placed the Snof's in charge of our farm. After Schmeez's death, both Purplo and I, Pivot Man, battle for control of the farm and now resort to attacking each other, as she resorts to baseless tactics to harm the other creatures.
As a result of this, I have convinced the other pets that Purplo is sabotaging our work on rebuilding parts of the farm. I usually do not result in petty rumors such as this, but for the sake of the farm and the maintaining of power I must proceed.
After a fierce battle with the rivaling farm which consisted of many Super Gools, Many parts of the farm were destroyed, but we prosper nonetheless.
Now many of the.. "more qualified" creatures shall reign supreme under the farm, and they must remember: "All creatures are equal, but some creatures are more equal than others.
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Scag Note: this is such a boring book uuuugghhhh i'd rather go watch paint dry
Location: Splitsville!, on a chair behind the gorilla.
Description: Email to my dad, Foster!
BIG DAY! 11:26 AM
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Dear Dad,
"Orange' you glad today is the day!! My first day as the Host of Splitsville! What a 'fruit-tastic' opportunity! Being the writer of your show has been so exciting and really fulfilling, but being in your shoes is a real treat!
However, I can't help but feel a tad bit of anxiety… Imagining myself in front of that big crowd… my paws are a little shaken from just thinkin about it! I feel like a can-of-worms! I would love for this day to be 'pear'-fect, to go as smoothly as how I envision it in my head!
...I just hope I don't mess up, y'know?
Miss you BUNCHES!
Split ^_^
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Re: BIG DAY! 11:31 AM
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Hey there Sugar-Plum!
Nervous about today? This sounds oddly familiar... Y'know your old man has been through that exact same situation! It's normal to feel that way before performing in front of a big group of people.
Honey, I know you'll do GRAPE, even if you mess up a couple times, that's okay, it doesn't hurt! I happened to slip on my own peel the first day in front of EVERYONE! Hahahaha! Can you believe that? Hearing our guests' barks and howls was so worth it though!
Everyone is going to LOVE you! Just know I'm your number one fan, supporting you all the way from Joke-O-Rama! Can't wait to see you live!
Get Crazy! Go Silly! Go BANANAS!
With Love, Foster
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Scag Note: aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhh soooooooodo cutesypilled
my mom is a board. Get It?
Location: Superhighway, on top of the tree in the corner left of the wooden house.
Description: N/A
You guys would NOT believe what I just had to go through.
Location: Floppy Shoppy, in the room behind the counter with the Flashlights.
Description: Everyone by Everything!
GlaggleGrounds.com/ g / Dinosaurs
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g/dinosaurs
You just got sent far back in the past! When and where you ask? WHEN DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH! Do you think you could co-exist alongside these beasts?
[ DISCUSSION ]
|^ 26 v|
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xXDinosaursgoRAWR123Xx:
TH1S QU3ST10N 1S 2 EZZZZZ
4LL th3 d1n0s wuld crOwn m3 K1NG OF 4LL DINOS ! ! !
4nd th3Y wuld 13t me rr1d3 On th31R b4cKS and w3 wuld HUNT ! ! ! !
Bornana_dawg40
WHATTT! You're a meal on wheels for them!!!
you'd go EXTINCT!!
xXDinosaursgoRAWR123Xx:
N4H,
TH3Y WULDN'T D4R3 ! ! ! !
1'D LI3K 2 S33 THOS3 OV3RGROWN L1Z4RDS TRY ! ! ! !
Bornana_dawg40
Hehe you're PRE-HYSTERICAL!!!
We all know that dinosaurs are actually giant dino-nuggies!!!
xXDinosaursgoRAWR123Xx:
BR4H W4T R U S4YIN ? ? ? ?
D1no-nugg13s...
Bornana_dawg40
Ya! Walkin' talkin' dino-nuggies ^_^ did you not know? I thought that was
CLAW-MON
knowledge :3
xXDinosaursgoRAWR123Xx:
N4H UR WRONG. :/ D1n0S4urs w3r3 G14NT sc4ly mOnst3rs th4t sp1t 4c1d and br3ath3c F1R3 ! ! ! ! 4ND H4D 4 M1LL10N SH4RP T33TH ! ! ! 1 S4w 1t 1n 4 v1d30 g4m3 Onc3 9_9
Bornana_dawg40
Breathed fire? Are you sure they were dinosaurs and not dragons?
xXDinosaursgoRAWR123Xx:
Y3S 1'M SUR3 ! ! !
TH3Y 4R3 VIC10US MONST3RS TH4T 4TT4CK 4NYTHING ON SIGHT! ! ! !
U SHULD KN0 TH1S ! ! ! F4K3 D1NO F4NS :///
UR G3TT1NG R3PORT3D ! ! ! ! DONT T4LK 2 M3
Bornana_dawg40
Seems that I've caused quite a HISS! hehe
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Scag Note: do kids know nothing these days??? Obviously dinosaurs are jumpmaxxing over cactuses -_-
Location: gm_flatgrass, in the factory under the construct.
Description: An interview with Wallter Brickstone
Scag Note: this is a short transcript from S2 E3 of 'Blocks 4 U' on the topic grey/gray stuff (disgusting slop)
"Good Evening everybody! This is the 'Blocks 4 U' tonight show! We're here with media sensation and architectural icon, Walter Brickstone! He's come here tonight to endorse a long-time sponsor of the show. Take it away, Mr. Brickstone!"
"Oh the pleasure is all mine! But I must confess, the 'e' in Brickstone is silent, haha!"
"Wow, I didn't know you were so humble with your lineage! So tell me Wallt, what's so good about this Gray... well, 'Stuff?"
"It's quite simple really! As both a partner and soon-to-be manufacturer of the drink, I can indubitably tell you that it's proven to be the number one benefactor of durable skin! I mean, look at me!"
Scag Note: a laugh sign went off for the crowd (pibby failure)
"Truly impacting stuff! Onto the next question, let's get personal!"
"Oh wonderful! I'd love to share a bit of my interests, hobbies, and-"
"Mr. Brickstone, there's been multiple reports of a scandal involving you! Do you care to say any words about a specific. lumber company you've been involved with?"
"Uh-uhm.… This wasn't really what I agreed to discuss.…. but actually yes! There was quite a tussle with an... old friend of mine's company. We had our disputes, as you do with a cement entrepreneur as myself, and y-yes, his admittedly small business did close their doors, but I assure you, I had nothing to do with it."
"I have my doubts Wallter! It seems like after you had allegedly, let's see here... 'behind closed doors, Brickstone sabotages smalltime competition', things really took a dark turn for them!"
"...Oh that paparazzi, always twisting the truth! Let's be very serious here, I have a deep regard for any architectural property, of any material! But as a hard-working man such as myself, it's very easy for competitors to spread lies about their adversaries! Especially when you consider how competitive the market is for lumber, things start to make a lot more sense."
"While I'm sure you feel that's an acceptable explanation Mr. Brickstone, a wide majority of journalists disagree."
"That's unfortunate to hear."
"While I'm sure you feel that's an acceptable explanation Mr. Brickstone, a wide majority of journalists disagree."
"That's unfortunate to hear."
"While I'm sure you feel that's an acceptable explanation Mr. Brickstone, a wide majority of journalists disagree."
"That's unfortunate to hear."
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Scag Note: my tv broke LOL gl finding the rest of the clip
Location: Find The Path, at the end of a large pipe to the right of the elevator.
Description: Creating perfection
multiple arms tipped with needle like claws
it's so precise to screw and nail with ease
yet it slips up humanely to please
i couldn't tell if it's face was flat or long, did you speak in song?
are your eyes wide or slim, do you see light or dim?
somebody told me you might have horns
but honestly i think its more mental thorns
what were they for, if it were not to bore?
was there passion in it at all, or was it intended to fall?
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Scag Note: this is some wacky little poem that's pretty popularrrrrrrr... sounds more like a folktale. SO OLDCORE.
Location: Jermpop Factory, on the TV in Jermbo's locked room. Only obtainable if Jermbomination comes into contact with the door and breaks it open.
Description: Regarddign al JormPOP empolyees
To the employees it may concern,
We once again apologize for the shutdown and procedural layoffs within the 'Jermpop' factory located in █████, ███ ████████. Due to unexpccted circumstnaces, it is advised that you do nort return to the facility, as your last checks will be mailed out to you. Thank you.
Send Messsage.
how to message using floogle
floogle messenger
Floogle
send email to JP.Peresonalmail@floogle
dot*
Yo i just sent out the emails toweards the firded employeees. we mailled out all the chekcs and took their keys so they wont be able to enter the fatcory. Did u guys figure out the big monster problem?? just torch it. all that ice cream was discontntinued anyway, email mme back onec the job is donme.
Delivered: 387 days ago.
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Scag Note: this actual doofus sent that email to every single employee, wouldnt have happened to me (MANAGERIAL TACTICS.) if youre reading this you must become smart.
Location: 3008, in one of the cubbies in one of the play areas. Its exact location is always randomized.
Description: My journal. Please wash my hands before touching.
Dear Journal,
It's now day 2637, or more accurately, two-thousand, six-hundred, thirty seven. It feels a bit more proper in writing. But anyways, today was quite strange. As per usual, I cleaned the floors and dusted the non-livings, but the usual sparse customers today were odd.
I met a man today. Or should I say, a guy? I don't really know what to think of him. He was scrawny, and wore a "beanie', he called it. I liked his name though, Kasper had a nice ring to it. Normally I wouldn't pay too much attention to someone who carelessly handled the furniture and bean-bags scattered across the store, but he was searching for something. I asked him if he needed any help, and he was a bit surprised to talk to a lamp. I figured as much.
He was childish, but friendly. And a bit dumb. He was searching for gaming consoles. In a Rokea store. I reminded him of his idiocy, and told him he would have to search elsewhere in the outside world. He proceeded to tell me, "Yeah dude but like… where? You gotta help a guy out." I told him I had no clue. He responded, "Well c'mon man, you really don't seem to get out much. I know a really good bowling alley that we can hang at!" ...What was "bowling"? But, he was right. I've never gone outside of this store. I spend my days toiling around the non-livings and thinking way too much, but I can't really help it.
I passed on his offer, thinking about how uncomfortable it would be to fail in my daily habits. He shrugged, laughed, and skated away on his "heelys." That's when I headed back to my ever-changing spot in the mega-store, and left him. I grabbed this book, and then saw him walking to that elevator. I thought about the outside world a bit, and then thought about how carefree he is. What would life even be like if I stepped out of this place? Out of my home?
Then, like clockwork, the lights turned off. Apparently this Kasper fellow had no track of time, and instead came running back after an employee screeched in his ear. After begrudgingly helping him through the palettes and stairs of the store, he talked my own ear off. I think we spent that whole night talking about what life was about, what it meant to each other, and how we lived. Turns out I'm incredibly "boring" as he says. And turns out he's incredibly outlandish and has a one-track mind. He also says I write like a "pretentious nerd", and then laughed it off. One day I'll detail our conversations in this book, but I had a lot to think about. It'll be morning soon.
KASPER WAS HERE LOL
Apologies, I ran to the elevator, and decided to "hang out" with him at this "Bowling Alley". He will not be touching this book ever again until he washes his hands.
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Scag Note: i dont know who kasper is but i know infected! but that wouldnt make any sense since lampert doesnt really likee that guyyyyyy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Location: Eternal Limbo, obtained after defeating Folly.
Description: A Dreamer's wish
Sometimes I stare at shattered stars in the palm of my overgrown hand.
I run my bruised and scraped fingertips across each crack, knowing they won't be made whole again.
Sometimes I look towards the one that made me what I have to be.
Exploring humanity's imagination, creating great dreams for those to witness.
But their hatred was my own undoing.
Sometimes I peer at the gashes left within me.
A constant battle of free will and thought, a protector of that which I hate the most. A being of my own torment and malice.
I miss my stars.
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Scag Note: N/A
Location: Underground Subway, inside the room down the left tunnel. Only accessible by breaking the window with a Bowling Ball.
Description: Case entry on Prisoner 1314, 'Pest'
Prisoner Log: Guest 1314
Location: Macabre City Prison Facility
Occupation: N/A
Prosecution: Crest Falls contaminate and escapee. General criminality and theft
Sentence: Lifetime
Prison Report:
Days 1-90: Radioactive tests and depressurization procedures, prisoner found to not be contagious, further experimentation required in hopes to develop a cure.
Days 91-145: Small signs of frustration and lack of sleep occur due to constant testing procedures. Cure not found, continue tests as planned.
Days 156-321: After nearly reaching a year, prisoner has become physically and mentally disturbed. Seen talking to own shadow, breaking off mandibles, scraping off flesh, cracking teeth, etc. Biologists enact this as "long-term side effects" though never seen within an infected citizen. Advised to bring in a medical doctor.
Days 322-365: Commissioned a "Dr. R" to oversee mental improvements within Prisoner 1314, notes are as follows.
Meow meow. Mow. (The patient claims to see a girl in both his dreams and waking stages, and they often speak to each other. As of now, Guest 1314 says that he needs her to be with him at all times, or else he will "get out of line.")
Mreeeooww, hiss. (After spending a few more days with the patient, he told me that she calls him "Pest", and has been called this his whole life. He also tells me about his experiences here, although hesitant and, albeit rude at first!)
Mrreeoww meoww. Meow Purr. (After going through the results, I have concluded that I am no longer needed at this facility. Please ensure that prisoner 1314 is left alone in his cell, under no watch, JUST for tonight so he may obtain rest until future experiments.)
Day 366-Present: Prisoner has escaped, and the commissioned doctor is nowhere to be found. Search teams have been tasked daily rounds through the neighboring areas and cities.
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Scag Note: N/A
Location: Mozelle’s Humble Castle, next to the water cooler to the right of Mozelle's throne.
Description: Melanie's wonderful terminal!
Welcome to ML Recovery Terminal 1.3! Run >help for a list of commands!
[Service Mode]
>Run Diagnostic, pretty please!
[Launching System Diagnostic Tool...]
[100%]
[life.sh] = [78%]
[FATAL ERROR - DIAGNOSTIC COULD NOT CONTINUE]
[earTwitch.sh] = [52%]
[FATAL ERROR - DIAGNOSTIC COULD NOT CONTINUE]
[OpticalMonitor.exe] = [OK]
[DIAGNOSTIC SUCCEEDED]
[fluffyBunny.info] = [94%]
[FATAL ERROR - DIAGNOSTIC COULD NOT CONTINUE]
[emotionSensor.sh] = [3%]
[FATAL ERROR - DIAGNOSTIC COULD NOT CONTINUE]
>Scan for Emotion, posthaste!
[Unknown command. Run >help for a list of commands you can run!]
>Oh pish-posh. Scan for Emotion, please.
[SCANNING…]
[SCAN FAILED: trauma_RESPONSE.bin prevented execution of this command!]
>Hm! Seems as if something really shook my favorite lady-in-waiting!
[Unknown command. Run >help for a list of commands you can run!]
>Oh hush, you.
[Unknown command. Run >help for a list of commands you can run!]
>I'll get you fixed up, for my technical prowess vastly exceed my kingdom's might!
[Unknown command. Run >help for a list of commands you can run!]
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Scag Note: OH THATS MELANIE i had her entire consciousness on giggledrive. could you imagine that? your entire consciousness on giggle drive?
I might clone her.
Location: Infected Apartment, in the back left corner of the balcony above the balcony attached to Infected's apartment.
Description: 12th notice this month
From Apartment Owners Association (AOA)
Regarding Apartment 007 - Kasper
Dear Mr. Kasper,
We would like to ask you once again, to cease throwing away the letters we send to your apartment, as they are vital pieces of information regarding your status of living. As a reminder, for the past several months, many of your neighbors have complained of your noise levels, as well as carrying a highly infectious disease, without taking proper care of yourself, or the building. We take this behaviour very seriously, and if continued, we have the right to evict you in safety of your neighbors. Some examples of these instances are quote, "furious gaming", "wailing in his sleep", and "shouting his favorite food pastry around the apartment complex." As you hopefully know, we have given you many warnings, with no desistance from your activities. Please understand that you may be held liable for any and all rules that may be broken during your time renting our floors.
And please, do not dispose of this letter, we are very sure we have the right name.
Sincerely and Urgently,
Ahpar T. Mint
Scag Note: i once got a noise complaint while me and prototype were gamemaxxing.
I took care of it. Heh.
Location: Two Stud Camp, underneath the Jenga tower.
Description: Missin' you something awful, Frank.
8 PM, WITHIN THE TWO STUD CAMP PREMISES
Frank: Y'know... I've still been seeing that greenish light outside the window every night.
Sarah: Oh yeah? Did you learn anything about it?
Frank: No, not exactly, I've been just kinda busy with.. Work.. And stuff.
Sarah: Sureeeee you have hehe, sounds to me like "brave ol Frank" is a lil' bit scared.
Frank: Yeah yeah whatever...
Frank: Either way, that isn't a natural glow.
Sarah: Maybe somebody lost a glowstick?
Frank: That can last 3 days straight?
Sarah: Uhhh maybe? Who knows?
Frank: We aren't even allowed to hand out glow sticks, we'd be fired on the spot if they found out we gave unsupervised 8 year old glowing chemicals!
Sarah: That's true, that's true.
Sarah: ...Uh, your marshmallow is on fire dude.
Frank: ...So it would seem.
Sarah: Maybe get a new one?
Frank: Nah... watch this.
Sarah: OH MAN! you are sick! That thing was completely charred... good luck digesting that.
Frank: That's "Brave ol Frank" for you!
Frank: ...Oh boy, this plan is starting to backfire.
Sarah: So about the green light you mentioned before... I have my camera, we could photograph whatever that thing is!
Sarah: Like a detective duo!
Frank: Pfft, detective duo..?
Sarah: YEAH!
Frank: Well I'm up for anything if you got my back.
Sarah: Sounds like a plan!
Frank: Hey, on a side note could you stop snoring so much? I got bottom bunk so it sounds like there's an active generator above me.
Sarah: Heh, sounds like somebody can't handle the Sarah Steel style.
Sarah: Either way, that's way better than you keeping the light on until you've finished writing in your diary!
Frank: I guess you can't handle the Frank Smiths style.
Sarah: HEY! It's only funny when I do it!
Frank: Yeah yeah hehehe, we should probably start heading to bed around now.
Sarah: Yeah you're right, RACE YOU TO THE BUNK BED!
Frank: HEY WAIT NO THAT'S CHEATING, YOU GOTTA ANNOUNCE IT BEFORE RUNNING TO IT!
Scag Note: whats even the use in camping lol, GET A JOB!
Location: Button Competition, at the farthest point of the vent in the gated room, only accessible by hitting the white Axolotl Eye with a Snowball.
Description: A short guide to the Power Branch
Scag Note: this seeeems to be a contract for employeeees, couldn't be me personally LOL
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To the valuable and loyal employees,
The Company congratulates you on your hard-earned position in the Power Supply Department. As a reminder, your job is to oversee all active sources that link directly to our other operations, as well as the elevator that filters occupants into inadvertently providing their help towards our causes.
Your jobs are listed as follows:
- Make sure all supplies (mannequins, trees, Any biological organisms) are up to quota, and are ready for recycling. If any subjects are unchecked, or have not yet fulfilled their entire use, your local currency will be docked from pay aside from other punishments.
- Oversee all passengers that enter the facility that tend to the power supply process. Use clear instructions and motivational words over the provided loud-speaker to encourage passengers to take part in the supply process. As an incentive, these passengers will be rewarded with our "three dimensional economic enhanced printed goods".
- Make sure all attention is focused on your work for the majority of your work shift. Any slacking or mistakes will not go unseen, nor unpunished.
- Remember your place, and understand that any punishment is an act of love and sincerity from the company. You are most important to us, and it is also important that you learn.
We hope you take pride in your new position, and encourage active participation each day. Please sign below to adhere to these responsibilities, and to understand that no organism outside of this establishment shall know of your position at this time.
(Signature here)
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Location: OFFICE OF, behind the box closest to the elevator.
Description: OVERVIEW AND THE COMITTEE'S STATEMENT
Statement prepared by the Fifth Deputy Overseer of the Eternal Committee
Purpura-9 is the committee's designation name assigned to a group of extraterrestiral lifeforms. They are relentless beings that are bent on the destruction of life itself by any means possible.
All instances of Purpura-9 appear as a disfigured purple dinosaur, similar to that of a certain show for kids. Though they may look like statues, they are deceptively agile-capable of super speed and by reach, teleportation.
Every instance of Purpura-9 are to be considered hostile, as they possess enough power to enact an extinction event against an entire species. Without their abilities, their physical strength can make up for their malicious intent.
The origins of Purpura-9 seemingly lines up with the creation of the Second Cycle, as they were beings that were discarded during the process and ended up in a confined realm where "thoughts go to die," according to the Founder. At some point, these beings mutated into what we know and managed to escape the realm, or in his case, "escaped containment."
As of writing, there are over 793,850,000 instances of Purpura-9 scattered across the stars. Cleanup protocol is currently ongoing since the breach, with major assistance from Carolina.
ADDENDUM 3:
Following our encounter with the elevator phenomenon, the appearances of Purpura-9 instances have become slightly more commonplace, most apparent within the decommissioned Pyramid Nexus facility. Cleanup protocol is to continue as planned, though more resources will be allocated to compensate for the increased appearances.
Scag Note: N/A
Location: WHEEL_OF, obtained at the end of the floor if the wheel lands on "FUN".
Description: A collection of Pilby's failures
Scag Note: YEESH theres dozens of these sadfilled clown escapades... i picked only out a few since they did NOT make me laugh. poor old fella went on a downfilled spiral after the first one.
(Letter 1 of 78)
Hello Pilbert P. Caterpillar,
We appreciate your interest in BoBo's Bazingary of Buffoonery and Banter™ and the time you have invested in applying for the Assistant Pie-Faced Plate Spinner position.
We ended up going forward with several other candidates, but we would like to thank you for talking to our team and giving us the opportunity to see your skills and talents first hand.
We will be advertising more positions in the following months. We hope you will keep us in mind and we encourage you to apply again.
We wish you good luck in your job search and in any / all of your future professional clowning endeavors.
Sincerely,
Bodacious Bozeringo
CEO
BoBo's Bazingary of Buffoonery and Banter™
P.s. Don't worry about the broken plates, we always buy extra just in case.
(Letter 36 of 78)
Hi Pilbert P. Caterpillar,
Thank you for your application to the Center Stage Performer position at Clifford Clowning Inc.
Our hiring staff was impressed with your listed skillset. Unfortunately, your in-person audition was less than satisfactory.
If you ever think of applying to another clowning agency, please try to tell your jokes at an audible volume and not drop your pies on the interviewers laps.
We found your falsified list of talents deeply unprofessional and childish.
You may notice us advertising for similar positions in the future. Please, do not reapply.
Sincerely,
Lou Lou Lofteroney
Personal director
Clifford Clowning Inc.
(Letter 78 of 78)
Greetings Pilbert P. Caterpillar,
Tini Tino's Traveling Circus would like to thank you for your time spent in applying for the open position of Chief of Juggling Ring #4. Your in person audition left an impression. The following are words from our company's founder:
"...AND TELL THAT LITTLE SCRUNT THAT IF I EVER SEE THEIR PATHETIC, PITIFUL, DEPRESSING, TALENTLESS, DISMAL FACE EVER AGAIN, I'LL..."
The rest of the message was expurgated due to violent language.
You have not been selected for this position.
Do not apply again.
Sincerely,
Beefy Bjorngino
Personal Director
Location: Sound of Sci-fi, next to the shaking coffin.
Description: The caskets splinter my mind
Once resting coffins now creak with restless hands.
Those who I once knew now walk anew.
Creatures of the unknown bleed into the minds of those who didn't know.
Puppets, Husks, anything that describes the mockery that is their existence.
Fire is the only thing that remains true in these corrupted lands.
BE WEARY
BE CONCERNED BANISH ALL THAT BRING MISTRUST TO YOUR SOUL
Because the only thing you can trust is the very hands you've come to trust.
DR. CARL PETERSON IS WHO I AM
BANISH ME TOO IF IT COMES TO IT
DO NOT THINK
DO NOT SHAKE
DO WHAT YOU TRUST IN
I shall remain, till there are no more remains.
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Scag Note: N/A
Location: Toolbox Speedway, on the wooden playground at the finish line.
Description: [PARTIALLY LOST]
RwFArg_VVFE
Location: FNARB, obtained after surviving the entire night without getting jumpscared by Reddy.
Description: Daily Reddy Redballs Inspection
Scag Note: this is the uh 08-08-1985 ROUTINE ANIMATRONIC CHECK UP
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MODEL: REDDY
EMPLOYEE: JOSHUA FRITZ
RECORDED ON: MANNMAX POCKET RECORDER
CHECK UP LOG:
> Hello, I am Joshua Fritz and I'll be the one doing the routine animatronic check up of.. [Presumed shuffling and searching for papers]
>"Reddy Franz Redballs", who the hel- I mean heck, comes up with these names.
> As one of the only engineers around I'm tasked with checking, repairing and recording anything that needs or will need to be repaired, especially after recent events.
> This thing has been haywire ever since the manager went missing, moving erratically, singing out of the blue and its head keeps falling off and scaring the kids. One poor kid got traumatized so badly we had to call the ambulance.
> I will.. Now start removing the primary head pieces.. [Long period of silence disturbed by sounds of metal clanking]
> Ah Christ almighty it's got this weird gunk stuff all over it, I think I got some on my shoes too.
[Silence continues]
There we go.. That should be the last of it now let's see, electronics look.. Fine, left eyeball is slightly leaning to the left, teeth could get a replacement, besides all those listed things it's pretty fine.
> Now onto the chest.. [At this point the employee had presumably taken a bite of a bagel due to the constant mumbling of words]
> Weird to think that these things were all across the states at one point, but after the whole money laundering thing it all went upside down..
> Our manager James.. [Pause of another bagel bite]
>James Beef to be exact was a huge fan of these guys, this Reddy fella especially.. Wonder where he went off to, I don't think he has the time nor health to run off to somewhere, it's weird. it's not like him.
[Presumed sound of the chest plate opening]
> There we go, finally.
[Sudden and aggressive coughing from the employee]
> Good gosh.. How long hasn't this thing been opened..? I know for a fact it was used to carry around cakes and such as a makeshift "surprise fridge" thing for birthdays, but it's full of dust!
> I'm an engineer not a personal janitor, guessing I'm the only one who actually does these check up things.
[Sounds of metal scraping and fans spinning]
> This thing is a real work beauty I'll tell you that much, for 70's tech it might as well be from the future, weird to think that this is one of the "cheap' versions. What's… What's this part...
> Woah woah, what in Beef's name is going on, why is it glowing blue, what the-
[Frantic sounds of objects being pushed away and the employee is heard running away and slamming the door shut]
END OF CHECK UP LOG
SHARING OR DISTRIBUTION OF DOCUMENT IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED OUTSIDE OF SHAPE MANIA PREMISES
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Scag Note: yay
Location: Reddy's Underground Diner, on a red chair in front of the stage.
Description: DO NOT SHARE WITHOUT COMPANY PERMISSION
SHAPE MANIA COMMERCIAL CONCEPT
NOT FOR PUBLIC USE
08-19-1977
INT. A BORING AND DULL APARTMENT ROOM WITH A COUCH IN FRONT OF A TV WITH TWO KIDS WATCHING IT
ANNOUNCER: HEY KIDS!
KIDS: WHAT!
ANNOUNCER: Tired of nothing happening everyday?
KIDS: YEAH!
ANNOUNCER: Well come down to Shape Mania!
INT. A LARGE PARTY WITHIN THE SHAPE MANIA PREMISES WITH THE ANIMATRONICS PERFORMING
KIDS: AWESOME!
ANNOUNCER: A place where the fun never ends! We've got prizes, arcades, never ending fun and a live performance from the Shape Mania crew!
STAGE CURTAINS OPEN REVEALING THE ENTIRE CREW PERFORMING
ANNOUNCER: Octaèdre, Pyramid Mike, Cool Cube Larry & Reddy Franz Redballs!
CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON EACH MENTIONED ANIMATRONIC
ANNOUNCER: So come on down! We've always got a seat open just for you! Shape Mania is not responsible for disfigurement or your child's safety during your stay.
SHARING OR DISTRIBUTION OF DOCUMENT IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED OUTSIDE OF SHAPE MANIA PREMISES
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Location: Minefield, outside of the minefield near the set of mines arranged in the shape of "loss".
Description: CONFIDENTIAL!!!
[TIME: 5:05 PM - 7:40 PM | DAY: ??/??/???? | PLACE: INSIDE THE REGRETEVATOR]
[ PASSENGERS: Split & Bive]
DO NOT OPEN. SPLIT'S EYES ONLY.
SPLIT! I HAVE SOME VALUABLE INFORMATION THAT MUST REACH YOUR EYES VERY URGENTLY AS I STATED ABOVE. DO NOT SHOW ANYONE THIS NOTE.
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Heeheee
Y'know how much I adore passing paper notes.. Talking simply just won't make the CUT :3
What's up, Bivey?
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CERTAINLY NOT THIS ELEVATOR. I FEAR THAT WE ARE IN DANGER! VERY GRAVE DANGER. DESCENDING FURTHER DOWN INTO THE SECRET BASE OF THE CLOWN MILITIA!
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0ooh, you got my tail-a-waggin! CLOWNS!!!!???? And a SECRET BASE???
That is soooooo cool. hehe.
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YES! AND YES! BUT THESE HAPPEN TO BE BAD CLOWNS! TERRIBLE BAD CLOWNS!
WE HAVE BEEN PARTICIPATING IN THEIR ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE TESTS THIS ENTIRE TIME! THE MINEFIELD, THE UNDERGROUND BASE HOUSING SPACECRAFT. ANY FIELD EXERCISES! IT IS THEM. ALL OF THEM! WATCHING, ASSESSING, RECRUITING! WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY WANT WITH US???? THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY PREPARING US FOR SOME DISASTER!!
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Well they're definitely not CLOWNING around! This does seem very serious though.. Hmmmm
OOOH! IT COULD BE A GIANT SURPRISE PARTY!!! Maybe they are assessing how good we can dance....
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HMMMM. POSSIBLY. THEY ARE CLOWNS AFTER ALL.
STILL UNSURE, WE SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL.
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Scag Note: MAN THESE GUYS R NERDS................ again couldnt be me. you must stop being stupid.
Location: DREAM WORLD, sitting in a pool of black liquid on the top floor near the back.
Description: Have you learned to yearn?
There was a book here. Its pages ripped out from frustration, the writing splattered in red.
A book of poems, no doubt. These were scattered everywhere. It seems like this place was one of solitude, and thought.
You keep flipping the torn pages, trying to find the start of any sentence, an ending to a story.
But they're all left in pieces. Left in eternal limbo.
Except one. A short saying of sorts, underlined in crimson.
…
Be who you are, even if it kills you.
It will. Over and over again. Even as you live.
- Joy Harjo, An American Sunrise
Location: Birthday Apartment, underneath the bed.
Description: Add Bio to chat here
Scag Note: for some reason that partyerfellowswellow archived these blubberings? seems like a big deal to them but DUNNOCORE the scary girl has been around for a long time anyway so IDK why they were like this
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Melanie has created a group with PARTYANIMAL, Pest & DrRETRO.
2:57 PM- PARTYANIMAL: wot
2:58 PM- Melanie: HEY! 👋
2:58 PM- Melanie: I was the only one who had everyone added so uh, HI! 😊
2:59 PM- DrRETRO: Thank you, sugar. Hello everyone!
3:01 PM- DrRETRO: PartyNoob, I know this is rather sudden, but I wasn't sure how else to contact you in this manner, considering you've been hiding since Folly arrived
3:06 PM- PARTYANIMAL: OH
3:06 PM- PARTYANIMAL: scaredSorry I wusnt sure where2 go
3:07 PM- PARTYANIMAL: UNO DOUS TRES let me sleepovr
3:11 PM- DrRETRO: So that's where you've been. That's good news.
3:13 PM- Melanie: Yeah we went to your place to talk there, but the whole apartment was trashed!!! What happened? Sorry pest messed it up more btw he broke the Door 😅
3:14 PM- PARTYANIMAL: ok
3:19 PM- PARTYANIMAL: idkijust wanted to partee somewhere that wasn'tdere it wasidk Idk
3:19 PM- PARTYANIMAL: do u guys wana join us we got blogys
3:21 PM- DrRETRO: I've warned you plenty about drinking those, sugar. But no this is not what we're here for.
3:22 PM- DrRETRO: What further drove you away from your house? Any more bad dreams? Did you feel unsafe? Was that tree unnerving you?
3:47 PM- PARTYANIMAL: nuthing
3:47 PM- PARTYANIMAL: idk
3:47 PM- PARTYANIMAL: we shuld partee thtd be nice
3:48 PM- PARTYANIMAL: i can schfule smth
3:48 PM- Pest: Shut up
3:53 PM- PARTYANIMAL: sorry
3:53 PM- PARTYANIMAL: i jus dunt rlly wan talk abt this ir ather jst hav fun
3:56 PM- Melanie: AND thats okay!! 🐱 we were just hoping youd be able to help us with this
3:58 PM- DrRETRO: But if you wanna be left alone, we will comply.
3:59 PM- DrRETRO: Good afternoon, PartyNoob.
DrRETRO has left the group.
4:00 PM- Melanie: AH bye poob 😕 I'm sorry if this was too much...!
Melanie has left the group.
4:03 PM- PARTYANIMAL: oh
4:05 PM- PARTYANIMAL: hi pest
Location: Find The Path, behind the machine Prototype is on.
Description: DevLog.txt
[ WIND WORKSHOP Creation Log : XXXX/XX/XX]
[ Today's Day : THURSDAY ]
cardinaldoll no: 077
tick... metal base
MISTAKE: wiring too short
cardinaldoll no: 077 SCRAPPED
cardinaldoll no: 078
tick... metal base
tick... wiring
tick... leg1
tick... torso
tick... arm2
tick... arm1
tick... faceplate
MISTAKE: leg2 is broken
cardinaldoll no:078 SCRAPPED
cardinaldoll no: 079
tick... metal base
tick... wiring
tick... leg1
tick... leg2
tick... arm1
tick... arm2
MISTAKE: torso has been misplaced.
cardinaldoll no: 079 SCRAPPED
cardinaldoll no: 080
MISTAKE: it wasn't right
cardinaldoll no: 080 SCRAPPED
cardinaldoll no: 081
tick... metal base
tick... wiring
tick... leg1
tick... leg2
tick...torso
tick... faceplate
tick... personality chip
tick... arm2
MISTAKE: arm1 has been misplaced.
CRITICALERROR IN: "cardinaldoll no:081 SCRAPPED" did not commence : this alert will repeat in 5 minutes if not checked
CRITICALERROR IN: "cardinaldoll no:081 SCRAPPED" did not commence : this alert will repeat in 5 minutes if not checked
CRITICALERROR IN: "cardinaldoll no:081 SCRAPPED" did not commence : this alert will repeat in 5 minutes if not checked
CRITICALERROR IN: "cardinaldoll no:081 SCRAPPED" did not commence : this alert will repeat in 5 minutes if not checked
CRITICALERROR IN: "cardinaldoll no:081 SCRAPPED" did not commence : this alert will repeat in 5 minutes if not checked
CRITICALERROR IN: "cardinaldoll no:081 SCRAPPED" did not commence : this alert will repeat in 5 minutes if not checked
Trivia[]
- If you will press the START button too many times, you'll get a "Peter alert" (he's griefin')
- Scag has a floppy disk on top of the CD player in her cart that is not collectable.
- Lampert's journal and the picture in Infected Apartment apartment are both connected because they are about a bowling alley.
- The bowling alley is near Toolbox Thrift.
- Infected keeps on disposing the noise complaint letters because he doesn't recognize that "Kasper" is his old name.
- The name "Ahpar T. Mint" in the noise complaint letter is based off the word "apartment".
- The "Freshly Road-Crossed Chicken" floppy disk is a reference to the classic "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke.
- Underground Subway and Find The Path are currently the only two floors that have more than one floppy in them.
- Scag mentioning that dinosaurs jump over cacti in the "GlaggleGrounds" floppy disk is a reference to the Google Chrome "no internet" minigame.
- The contents of the "Creature Farm" disk and its name is a reference to Animal Farm.
- The glow behind the "New Floppy!" icon is coloured-specifically to the floppy found.
- For example, "Little Star" glows red, while "PURPURA-9" glows cyan.
- "roblox helperbot tutorial" contains the back half of a YouTube link to an unlisted video, "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwFArg_VVFE&ab_channel=ROBLOXMediaArchive"
- This video in turn links to a new game, "my helper models" https://rblx.games/133960401
- Game is not copylocked and seems to potentially be the start of an ARG themed around Null.
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