Emerson

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Interactions

Emerson
Floor found	Drive-Thru Reddy's Underground Diner
Pronouns	He/Him
Can enter elevator	No
Killable	No
Hostile	Yes (through drink, Roomba and Red Teddy)
Base HP	None

Emerson is one of the NPCs that can be found in-game, but will not enter the elevator.
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Appearance

Emerson is a blocky, light-skinned humanoid who wears a white buttoned collared shirt with short sleeves, a Red Teddy image placed on the front of the shirt, and a red collar. He also wears a red beanie with a Red Teddy image on the front and black headphones with a microphone.

Interaction

At the Drive-Thru floor, Emerson will say you are their thousandth/millionth customer! He will then throw an item in the elevator, which will be:

• A glowing Red Teddy.
• A (knifed) voomba.
• A glowing Squishy.
• A soda drink that damages and permanently gives players passive healing near it (only if the "For that you get a free drink" dialogue is played).

Audio/Voicelines

When the floor starts, the drive-thru window will open up. Emerson says one of these three lines:

Hello, your total is/will be	5.98	No, we do not accept	Apple Pay
	12.05		PNGs of apes
	93.78		Reddit Karma

After those lines, he says one of those two lines:

Oh,	Woah,	You're our	thousandth	customer! For that you get a	prize
	Wow,		millionth		free drink

After he throws the prize or the drink, he will say one of three lines:

Enjoy!	TBA
Have fun!	TBA
Thank you, come again.	TBA

Audio	Description
	The current sound that Emerson makes when he is sprayed either with the Spray Bottle, hit with a Snowball, or hit with a Tomato.

Gallery

• Current
• Thumbnails
• Development

Emerson sitting in the Drive-Thru.

The workspace Emerson is in when spectating him

Emerson's spot in Reddy's Underground Diner.

Emerson on the thumbnail.

Ditto, but high-quality. (Artwork by @KindaGlumm)

A teaser image for Emerson's interactions, specifically of him reacting to a player showering him with the Petal Cone.

Trivia

• In-Game
• Lore

• Emerson will say "Oh" before he announces that you're his thousandth/millionth customer. The line is guaranteed for when it's the millionth, but it's random for the thousandth.
• Emerson is allergic to flowers, as evidenced by his dialogue when showered with the Petal Cone.
• Emerson has collision, even on the Drive-Thru floor, however anything else on that floor does not have collision.

According to Yeuc-c, it's likely that Emerson would listen to Weezer.

• In the same post, it is also stated that he'd read comics.
• He also has no aspirations in life.

He is coworkers with Gregoriah, as Gregoriah works at all Squishy related businesses.

Emerson is able to leave the restaurant, though only when his shift has ended.

He gets paid $10/hr.

• Yeuc_c claims that Emerson isn't paid well.

Emerson takes pride in his job.

He is aware that some of the items he throws into the elevator could be dangerous.

He has no confirmed sexuality.

Emerson has never done any illicit drugs.

Emerson is not aware of MR, but MR is aware of him.

• Emerson cannot be hurt by MR, as he is outside of the elevator.

Emerson gets tired of people paying incorrectly.

• Yeuc_c says that he would throw a piece of merchandise at a customer if they asked a question about invalid payment. However, yeuc_c's wording contradicts itself, as they said they wouldn't be surprised, implying that it is only a hypothetical situation.

If somebody were to ask Emerson for a "Fortnite Burger", he would just close the window and pretend that person isn't real until they eventually go away.

Emerson does do things outside of working, he would consider himself a sandwich artist in his free time.

Emerson would have brown hair.

Emerson has a lisp.

Emerson would attend one of PartyNoob's parties if they could.